Paulo'z Way - Portuguese Bakery on New Park Road/Brixton Hill

[brix]

I can't see my face in those boots you know

Yeah, right! Nice try!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah, right! Nice try!

and your cap's crooked

back to your barracks

 

[brix]

and your cap's crooked

back to your barracks

*skulks off muttering about bloomin' occifers*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*skulks off muttering about bloomin' occifers*

*puts sack of spuds on order for brix to peel*

 

[han]

I think it's open every day 7am-11pm

brill! Hello Brix! Oh by the way - I haven't forgotten - I still have your scissors. I am happy to drop them round or I could give them to you if you're coming to the Hallowe'en or Xmas craft club?

 

[brix]

*puts sack of spuds on order for brix to peel*

*plots to get revenge but can't think of anything so makes do with flicking v signs at Minnie behind her back. Hmph.*

 

[brix]

brill! Hello Brix! Oh by the way - I haven't forgotten - I still have your scissors. I am happy to drop them round or I could give them to you if you're coming to the Hallowe'en or Xmas craft club?

Hello, lovely Han! Not to worry, I'll get them at some stage. When is Halloween Craft Club? Say hi to J.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

*plots to get revenge but can't think of anything so makes do with flicking v signs at Minnie behind her back. Hmph.*

1,000 sit-ups NOW


There now, you can take Han and do a full recce of the place

 

[quimcunx]

Can you two keep your kinky sex games to PMs please?

 

[brix]

1,000 sit-ups NOW


There now, you can take Han and do a full recce of the place

You've got into the occifer role in quite a worrying way young Min. What have I started!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Can you two keep your kinky sex games to PMs please?

Are you getting jealous?

You can do 1,000 squat thrusts on top of Brix

 

[brix]

Are you getting jealous?

You can do 1,000 squat thrusts on top of Brix

Oh for god's sake Minnie - you always have to take it too far! I've got images running through my head I could really do without!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh for god's sake Minnie - you always have to take it too far! I've got images running through my head I could really do without!

same as

It was Quimmy's perverted thinking that started it all off

We were just having and innocent chat and she comes along and turns it smutty

 

[brix]

same as

It was Quimmy's perverted thinking that started it all off

We were just having and innocent chat and she comes along and turns it smutty

You're right, it's all Quimmy's fault!

 

[quimcunx]

Let's all just calm down and have custard tarts til we all feel better.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You're right, it's all Quimmy's fault!

I am. Noticed how she's bumped her pubes thread. She's obsessed

This is going to put me off any Paulo'z Way food you know

 

[brix]

Let's all just calm down and have custard tarts til we all feel better.

Tarts? Plural? What will Onkey say?

I am. Noticed how she's bumped her pubes thread. She's obsessed

This is going to put me off any Paulo'z Way food you know

It's for the best Minn. We must think of our figures! *sucks in stomach*

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Tarts? Plural? What will Onkey say?



It's for the best Minn. We must think of our figures! *sucks in stomach*

It is. I shall think of this thread whenever I fancy a tart and shall be put off and stay slim















































ish

 

[quimcunx]

Tarts? Plural? What will Onkey say?

I don't care. The main thing is that calling him Onkey is catching on.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I don't care. The main thing is that calling him Onkey is catching on.

Well it's better than Donkey

 

[ajdown]

Let's all just calm down and have custard tarts til we all feel better.

mmm custard tarts

 

[brix]

It is. I shall think of this thread whenever I fancy a tart and shall be put off and stay slim


ish

I'm hoping that thinking of this thread will completely put me off custard tarts.

I don't care. The main thing is that calling him Onkey is catching on.

I've actually forgotten his real username now

 

[ajdown]

We are no longer Paolo'z virginz. Stopped in and picked up a custard tart, and a doughnut, each on our way back this morning. Didn't see any obvious Urbanites in there though.

Just finished the custard tart. Goodbye diet. There will be more.

omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

We are no longer Paolo'z virginz. Stopped in and picked up a custard tart, and a doughnut, each on our way back this morning. Didn't see any obvious Urbanites in there though.

Just finished the custard tart. Goodbye diet. There will be more.

omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

doughnuts

I bet they're nicer than Sainsbury's

 

[ajdown]

doughnuts

I bet they're nicer than Sainsbury's

Absolutely, and Tesco - where we've just come back from

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Absolutely, and Tesco - where we've just come back from

but probably 2 or 3 times the price?

I was going to go today but as I've had bacon, Irish sausages, black pudding, scrambled eggs, mushrooms, beans and toast, I think I've had enough crap for today

 

[ajdown]

Maybe but you have to pay for quality.

Got fried stuff for tomorrow's breakfast though - no black pudding though sorry.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Maybe but you have to pay for quality.

Got fried stuff for tomorrow's breakfast though - no black pudding though sorry.

I always bring black pudding and sausages back from Ireland

 

[ajdown]

I wonder if Nell's deli (Spoon) does anything suitable, after all she is Irish isn't she?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I wonder if Nell's deli (Spoon) does anything suitable, after all she is Irish isn't she?

I don't care if she does (no offence ).

My cholesterol would go through the roof otherwise. I'm better off only having black pudding a couple of times a year.