Osama bin Laden killed by US forces in Pakistan

[Spymaster]

HAHAHAHA!|

What to do with his body?

 

[Barking_Mad]

Osama Bin Laden is dead - USA have his body

So say US government.

 

[unclecharlie]

Good riddance!

Martyrdom anyone?

 

[peterkro]

Are you people up all night waiting for such things to happen or just light sleepers like me?

 

[Riklet]

Haha no way... the man has dolla probably has a fair few good body doubles, sorted out with top Afghan plastic surgery.

Sheeeet, wasn't expecting to read this when having a quick peek at Al Jaz at 4am...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Phew! I guess this means the war is over.

 

[spliff]

Have it DNA tested?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13256676

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Interesting timing...

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Live statement from Obama coming...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Live statement from Obama coming...

TBF more of a dead statement.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

U75 thread: http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/threads/347987-Osama-Bin-Laden-is-dead-USA-have-his-body

 

[purves grundy]

Up there with the virgins now, the lucky so-and-so

 

[DaveCinzano]

Front page of BBC News changed "according to US news reports" to "according to US officials" just now.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Plane-shaped coffin for sure.

 

[pengaleng]

HELLO bin laden, GOODBYE royal poxy wedding!!!

 

[TomUS]

The CIA did it's job looks like. Security alerts up in NY & other places. Obama's. dream.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

HELLO bin laden, GOODBYE royal poxy wedding!!!

Too true. Very unlikely any news will be bigger than this now...

 

[Riklet]

There's going to be some hymens bleeding in paradise tonight

 

[Kid_Eternity]

The CIA did it's job looks like. Security alerts up in NY & other places. Obama's. dream.

Yep, info coming out is this wasn't a drone kill, this was spec ops pulling the trigger.

 

[pengaleng]

thank fuck for that.

 

[purves grundy]

HELLO bin laden, GOODBYE royal poxy wedding!!!

 

[Kid_Eternity]

Obama speaking now.

 

[purves grundy]

Yep, info coming out is this wasn't a drone kill, this was spec ops pulling the trigger.

Who gets the $$$$$$ ?

 

[Bakunin]

Who'd have thought they'd finally have managed to top Osama, especially when you consider the CIA's ever more farcical and comedic attempts to get at Castro.

 

[pengaleng]

he took hide and seek to the next fucking level.

 

[Riklet]

Probably the ISI bod who let on where they've been hiding him

 

[pengaleng]

wally is still yet to be found though.

 

[Bakunin]

I'll bet somebody's bank manager will be licking their lips, considering that Osama had a 25 million dollar price on his head. Although they will undoubtedly have the unrivalled joy of spending however long remains of their life looking over their shoulder while they try to enjoy spending it.

'Blood money, Sir? That'll do nicely.'

 

[rightone]

What will they do with the body?????

 

[RaverDrew]

he took hide and seek to the next fucking level.

40/40 I see Osama...