I liked this story from East Kilbride, the poor little thing was flushed down the toilet and survived all the way to the sewage plant, where Mr Huey found him and named him Pooh. Let's hope the plucky little fellow survives, all credit to Scottish Water.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090820/tuk-goldfish-survives-loo-flush-dba1618.html
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090820/tuk-goldfish-survives-loo-flush-dba1618.html