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So are they all wankers? Maybe the winner could get to take part in the next olympic.

I misread an article about there being two staircases from the outside world
suggesting they would be in Paris ( was actually Pairs :oops: )
However, I reckon they should go to Paris, via Eurostar, then would be abandoned at Arc De Triomphe at rush hour and have to get to the other side all together... led by Jade Goody
 
In the kingdom of BB the (one eyed?) man is king.

I liked him, Darnell and Mo Fro on first impressions. Dale was handsome until he started to speak, amazing how often that happens with beauties.

Struggled to understand what half of 'em were saying.

Luke looks like a young Alan Partridge.
 
Well I had to work unexpectedly tonight and thus missed my first BB launch night in ages. Not a fucking clue what's going on. :D

Without any info at all and watching the live feed, the blonde barbie lass looks to have some spark (the camera loves her obv), and the Ant'knee look-alike could go far (yes, I know he's a twat). Nothing else stands out really, apart from the scary stalky bloke in the red t-shirt. Names to faces, people? Is there a secret task or owt?

I know nuthin' :cool::hmm:
 
I have decided to fancy Rex.

I will also fancy Dale. Despite not wanting to.
Just like my embarrassing Anthony fancying period a couple of years back.
*for shame*
 
Well I had to work unexpectedly tonight and thus missed my first BB launch night in ages. Not a fucking clue what's going on. :D

Without any info at all and watching the live feed, the blonde barbie lass looks to have some spark (the camera loves her obv), and the Ant'knee look-alike could go far (yes, I know he's a twat). Nothing else stands out really, apart from the scary stalky bloke in the red t-shirt. Names to faces, people? Is there a secret task or owt?

I know nuthin' :cool::hmm:

Michael is blind. Darnell is albino.

Mario and Lisa are a real couple, but in a twist Mario is pretending to be shagging Steph in a secret mission. They must convince the others they are a couple, if they fail those three plus Luke will be up next week, if they win the rest of the house is up.

Can't be arsed going through them all tbh.
 
I've just given BB more attention in reading Mark Lawson's article on it than I will for the rest of the summer. This, though, made me smile:

But, apart from this strong show of faith, the 2008 intake conform to the series' traditional types: nutters, shaggers, shriekers, wrinklies and stooges. For example, 21-year-old Dale has already been set up as the stud: "If there's any fanny in there, I'm going to nail it."

Words to live by.
 
I have to admit to watching this last night. I switched over at 10 for My Name is Earl and got Davinia instead.

I want the little Thai lass to win. She's hilarious.

What is it with BB contestants and names? None of them could say Darnell. WTF?
 
I have decided to like Luke and Michael and the Welsh girl and possibly Dennis. I have decided to hate Dale and possibly Mario. I reserve judgement on the rest.
 
Mario :confused:....

Weren't you the 'random member of the public' set up on Ant and Dec's saturday night take away with everyone asking you for an autograph in a restaurant thinking you was Joey from Friends?

Weren't you the c*nt on one of Bravo's 'Booze Britain' type shows?

You probably already have an agent ringing you on a daily basis to appear on whatever the f*ck you can get your fat vain ugly c*nt face on. Postman my arse, tv whore more like:mad:;)
 
A good mix. Hoping for some proper rows like that one with the blonde Scots lad and the Plastics and the hairdresser with the hat.
 
Mario :confused:....

Weren't you the 'random member of the public' set up on Ant and Dec's saturday night take away with everyone asking you for an autograph in a restaurant thinking you was Joey from Friends?

Weren't you the c*nt on one of Bravo's 'Booze Britain' type shows?

You probably already have an agent ringing you on a daily basis to appear on whatever the f*ck you can get your fat vain ugly c*nt face on. Postman my arse, tv whore more like:mad:;)

Oh, I think you could be right about Ant and Dec! On digitalspy they are also saying he's done porno vids. :) And some Brits in prison thing?
 
oh god. why did i admit to this?

you can't take it back now I'm afraid :D

Anyways according to the C4 BB site, Marco and his pretend missus have already had a falling out. I can't find the link at the moment, but apparently she's had a go at him for not showing her enough affection. Got to feel sorry for her really, she's only 19 and she has to pretend to be with this guy who's old enough to be her father!
 
Havent read this at all. But GET IN MO!!!!!

Lovely fella kinda. Think he still owes me money the bastard.

dave
 
Kat ftw fo sho.

I like Darnell but fear he's too quiet. I wonder how long it'll be before Michael gets pissed off with everyone leading him around saying "touch this, it's pink"? Rebecca will be a bitch and slag people off behind their backs and I'll hate her. Mo Fro is weird. Luke reminds me of Mark Collett too much for me to see past the suit at the moment. Which one's the one that hates immigrants? She can fuck right off. Dennis will piss me off too, look at me I'm a raving queen isn't that so funny lolz. I don't have much to say about any of the others except that I don't particularly like them and think they are mostly made of fail.

I'm off to make myself a cookie jar – why didn't I think of this before?
 
Mario :confused:....

Weren't you the 'random member of the public' set up on Ant and Dec's saturday night take away with everyone asking you for an autograph in a restaurant thinking you was Joey from Friends?

Shit, I remember that!! What a cunt. :rolleyes:
 
Mario :confused:....

Weren't you the 'random member of the public' set up on Ant and Dec's saturday night take away with everyone asking you for an autograph in a restaurant thinking you was Joey from Friends?

Weren't you the c*nt on one of Bravo's 'Booze Britain' type shows?

You probably already have an agent ringing you on a daily basis to appear on whatever the f*ck you can get your fat vain ugly c*nt face on. Postman my arse, tv whore more like:mad:;)

Mario looks nothing like Joey from Friends. More like an uglier version of Sylvester Stallone.
 
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