Natalie Elphicke defecates to Labour

[mojo pixy]

Anyways...seems like the vermin (CCHQ) have been at their SWOT analysis over the weekend....

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Call me a conspiracist but...

I think Starmer has been played by CCHQ. Elphicke too, for her treachery, but this was something CCHQ knew all the time but Starmer couldn't have. They're just fucking with him, and it's frankly hilarious. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[two sheds]

He could suspend her

 

[danny la rouge]

Call me a conspiracist but...

I think Starmer has been played by CCHQ. Elphicke too, for her treachery, but this was something CCHQ knew all the time but Starmer couldn't have. They're just fucking with him, and it's frankly hilarious. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Well, HIGNFY knew last week, before the Sunday Times story. And presumably Private Eye before that. So I don’t think Starmer “couldn’t have” known.

 

[ouirdeaux]

as Johnson pointed out you don't need to be a cobbler to know that your boots don't fit.

Actually, it was carpenters and tables.

 

[two sheds]

Actually, it was carpenters and tables.

May have been also but I'll swear I remember reading mine years ago because it stuck in my mind. I checked but can't find the reference but I checked for carpenter too and couldn't see that either

Nearest I can see after a cursory look is

Who can endure a doctrine which would allow only dentists to say whether our teeth were aching, only cobblers to say whether our shoes hurt us, and only governments to tell us whether we were being well governed?


C. S. Lewis

but that's not the one I was thinking of.

 

[ouirdeaux]

You may abuse a tragedy, though you cannot write one. You may scold a carpenter who has made you a bad table, though you cannot make a table. It is not your trade to make tables.

I agree that cobblers would have been a better example, because boots not fitting is pretty obvious.

 

[two sheds]

Well I just checked the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (eight double-columned dense pages) and I can't see it there either - I can see yours though. I was convinced it was right because I read (a very little) Johnson when I were young.

Which means it must have been mine, and as you say it's better than Johnson

You don't have to be a cobbler to know that your boots don't fit

Arthur Jackson

feel free to quote me

 

[Orang Utan]

Well I just checked the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (eight double-columned dense pages) and I can't see it there either - I can see yours though. I was convinced it was right because I read (a very little) Johnson when I were young since we went to the same school.

Which means it must have been mine, and as you say it's better than Johnson



feel free to quote me

I don’t understand the aphorism and was confused by your attribution to a Johnson. I stupidly assumed you meant Boris, but on reflection I should assume a literary Johnson was being cited, but is it Samuel, Ben, Denis or B.S?

 

[two sheds]

our Sam

 

[mojo pixy]

Well, HIGNFY knew last week, before the Sunday Times story. And presumably Private Eye before that. So I don’t think Starmer “couldn’t have” known.

Fair enough, I don't read PE and didn't see HIGNFY!

The point was though that CCHQ knew exactly how shitty was the stick they were handing over, and must be laughing now like drains.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I don’t understand the aphorism and was confused by your attribution to a Johnson. I stupidly assumed you meant Boris, but on reflection I should assume a literary Johnson was being cited, but is it Samuel, Ben, Denis or B.S?

I also thought the Johnson in question was Boris

I agree that cobblers would have been a better example, because boots not fitting is pretty obvious.

Yeah, would also agree it's a cleaner example.

Could someone write to Johnson and recommend it as an amendment to the next edition?

 

[Karl Masks]

and there we have it:

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So, we're gonna see the LP defending this, now?

Sorry, I don't get that. If she were still a tory then she wouldn't have defected, no?

 

[brogdale]

Sorry, I don't get that. If she were still a tory then she wouldn't have defected, no?

LP folk crowing about her defection would be the same folk who would have called for her suspension, had she not defected = hypocrisy (See the slime-ball Ashworth out on the media run this am).

 

[tim]

Another one who is too leftwing to defecate to Labour.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Another one who is too leftwing to defecate to Labour.

is something in the cosmos seriously out of kilter?

 

[brogdale]

is something in the cosmos seriously out of kilter?

Yes

 

[two sheds]

I was expecting it to end 'by stopping immigration'

 

[Puddy_Tat]

or is her plan to deport third children to rwanda or something like that?

 

[Karl Masks]

or is her plan to deport third children to rwanda or something like that?

No it's to screw over people on benefits and pensions just so she can win a leadership contest. She remains, a fucking evil cunt

 

[gosub]

 

[brogdale]

Union doesn't think anti-union vermin should have the labour whip:

“The Labour party is the political wing of the labour movement … Attacking trade union members in this way to justify support for draconian anti-worker laws ought to be incompatible with membership of the parliamentary Labour party.

“Natalie Elphicke should never have been given the Labour whip, but these remarks further undermine the decision to accept her into the party. There appears to have been little, if any, due diligence.”

Keeps biting Starmer in the arse.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Union doesn't think anti-union vermin should have the labour whip:

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Keeps biting Starmer in the arse.

Who would have thought a Tory might be incompatible with the Labour party...

 

[brogdale]

Who would have thought a Tory might be incompatible with the Labour party...

innit?

 

[_Russ_]

given that we have the accepted, gender neutral, descriptor of vermin this looks like casual misogyny

How about Cunt?

 

[brogdale]

How about Cunt?

Call me old fashioned, but that’s not a word that I would generally use when talking about a woman. So that’s a no from me.

 

[Raheem]

or is her plan to deport third children to rwanda or something like that?

Perhaps she is trying to reassure the MPs that support her by making herself ineligible for the Labour whip.

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

How about Cunt?

shit for brains, sewer of a soul (with apologies to sewers which are very useful)

 

[hash tag]

Anyone hear Chi Onwurah on R4 earlier?

"members of the Labour party and MP's of the Labour party passionately disagree over a range of issues. The real trick is leading the country
and leading the country is bringing those people together from very wide points of view and taking the country forward in a more positive
direction. Natalie has come to the party as she sees us as a party that can achieve that and end this chaos that is holding us back, the
economy, the country, as individuals every household struggles in the current chaos that we are living through and we are determined
to put the country on a more positive direction and I absolutely support him ( Starmer ) in that".

We are all entitled to our views I suppose.

 

[inva]

Who would have thought a Tory might be incompatible with the Labour party...

Not me, most of them would be right at home.

 

[Karl Masks]

good to see Mrs Elphick getting stuck in helping her new comrade