Muppet Movies That Should & Shouldn’t Exist

[Dom Traynor]

A Muppet's Saw with Bunsen in the Jigsaw role.

 

[Orang Utan]

Should: Fatal Attraction with Kermit and miss piggy in the obvs roles

With Beaker in the pot on the stove?

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Four Muppeteers

With Kermitagnan, Fozzos, Rowlfos and Animalamis, Piggy as Milady, Sam Eagle as the Cardinal, Gonzo as the Duke of Buckingham

 

[Dom Traynor]

Muppet Salo. Nuff said.

 

[blairsh]

Gonzo With the Wind

A few hours of Gonzo being flatulent.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Beaker explores sexual yearning in Meep Throat

 

[A380]

That British Pork advert featured on the other thread. But when they cut to the product close up it’s clearly a cooked and half eaten Miss Piggy.

 

[ruffneck23]

Beaker explores sexual yearning in Meep Throat

Double billed with 'Piggy does dallas'

 

[A380]

Double billed with 'Piggy does dallas'

Whole new meaning for Gonzo porn...

 

[Yossarian]

Midnight Cowmuppet, with Fozzie as the Jon Voight character and Rizzo the rat as Ratso Rizzo.

 

[Dom Traynor]

Miss Piggy and Martin Lawrence (in pig whiteface) in Baboys.

*Little Tagalog/English pun there sorry.

 

[danny la rouge]

Piggy Does Dallas

 

[A380]

Porkies

 

[Santino]

Piggy Does Dallas

Four posts above yours.

 

[danny la rouge]

Four posts above yours.

Pig-mauelle, then.

 

[Santino]

Pig-mauelle, then.

Ehamuelle?

 

[blairsh]

Shouldn't - Bunsen Honeydew Date.

Bunsen Honeydew goes in search of love which presents itself as a road trip across the country, looking for the one that got away. However, due to his crippling anxiety and inability to do things without support he takes his hapless pal, Beaker.

 

[Orang Utan]

Shouldn't - Bunsen Honeydew Date.

Bunsen Honeydew goes in search of love which presents itself as a road trip across the country, looking for the one that got away. However, due to his crippling anxiety and inability to do things without support he takes his hapless pal, Beaker.

What film is that supposed to be a version of?

 

[DaveCinzano]

What film is that supposed to be a version of?

Due Date, but with the main plot point massively retooled by committee?

 

[Orang Utan]

Due Date, but with the main plot point massively retooled by committee?

Aaaah! Have seen that n all - d’oh!

 

[Santino]

Singin' in the Rain. Kermit as Gene Kelly, Fozzy as Donald O'Connor, Piggy as Jean Hagen. Probably a human woman as Debbie Reynolds.

Sam the Eagle as RF, the producer.

 

[blairsh]

Due Date, but with the main plot point massively retooled by committee?

I just wanted to shoehorn Bunsen Honeydew into a film title tbh. Can you think of a better one? (i ask because i imagine you probably can)

 

[Santino]

I just wanted to shoehorn Bunsen Honeydew into a film title tbh. Can you think of a better one? (i ask because i imagine you probably can)

Honeydew, I Shrunk the Kids

 

[Orang Utan]

Richard Honeyjewell

 

[Orang Utan]

Bunsen Of Saul
Bunsen Of Rambow

 

[Orang Utan]

Bunsen-Hur

 

[blairsh]

I was thinking more of incorporating the full name.

 

[Santino]

Bunsen-Hur

Starring Charlton Bunsen?

 

[Santino]

Nuns on the Bunsen Honeydew

 

[DaveCinzano]

I just wanted to shoehorn Bunsen Honeydew into a film title tbh. Can you think of a better one? (i ask because i imagine you probably can)

Definitely don't want Honeydew Süss