Muppet Movies That Should & Shouldn’t Exist

[Aladdin]

All About Eve.
Miss Piggy playing Margo and Camilla the Chicken as Eve.

 

[petee]

 

[Yossarian]

The Princess Pig.

Kermit as Westley, Fozzie as Fozzik, Gonzo as Inigo Montoya.

eta: The Princess Swine?

Waldorf as Vizzini, Statler or maybe Sam Eagle as the six-fingered man, and Cary Elwes as Prince Humperdinck.

 

[Idris2002]

The Muppets Far & Away

Kermit and Miss Piggy take the Cruise and Kidman roles. Stage Irishry provided by the cast of Wanderly Wagon.

 

[Aladdin]

Whiplash

With Animal obvs

 

[Artaxerxes]

Should: Saw

 

[Idris2002]

You know what would work really well - Some Like it Hot, but with Muppets.

Kermit takes the Jack Lemmon role, obviously, and Miss Piggy follows in the footsteps of Miss Monroe.

But who takes over Tony Curtis' duties?

 

[DaveCinzano]

A Muppet Schindler's List

Life Is Muppetful

 

[DaveCinzano]

You know what would work really well - Some Like it Hot, but with Muppets.

Kermit takes the Jack Lemmon role, obviously, and Miss Piggy follows in the footsteps of Miss Monroe.

But who takes over Tony Curtis' duties?

Rowlf!

 

[Yossarian]

Should: The Chef, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

 

[AverageJoe]

12 angry muppets

 

[DaveCinzano]

Terence Malick Presents The Muppetry Of Life

 

[DaveCinzano]

Zealander

 

[DaveCinzano]

The 5,000 Fingers Of Dr Teeth & The Electric Mayhem

 

[The Octagon]

Avengers: Infinity Muppets

A generation of traumatised children watch Kermit and Co disintegrated in Wocka-Wockanda.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Don't Look Now with Kermit and Piggy in the Sutherland & Christie roles, Animal in the red coat

 

[Yossarian]

Aporkalypse Now, with Miss Piggy as Colonel Kurtz, Gonzo as Captain Willard, and Kermit as Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore

 

[A380]

Brief Encounter.

Kermit and Miss Piggy obvs.

 

[Aladdin]

You know what would work really well - Some Like it Hot, but with Muppets.

Kermit takes the Jack Lemmon role, obviously, and Miss Piggy follows in the footsteps of Miss Monroe.

But who takes over Tony Curtis' duties?

Fozzie

 

[Sweet FA]

Fear & Loathing: The Muppets Take Las Vegas - with Gonzo as the gonzo journalist, natch.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Muppety I Smotri, with Robin as Flyora

 

[DaveCinzano]

Brief Encounter.

Kermit and Miss Piggy obvs.

No - Bunsen and Beaker

 

[stavros]

Shakespeare in Glove

 

[kabbes]

Robomuppet

The future of law enforcement. Part frog. Part machine. All cop.

 

[Reno]

Robomuppet

The future of law enforcement. Part frog. Part machine. All cop.

From the director who brought you Muppet Instinct, Starship Muppets, Showmuppets, and Total Muppet !

 

[The Octagon]

From the director who brought you Muppet Instinct, Starship Muppets, Showmuppets, and Total Muppet !

 

[hitmouse]

The Muppets Take Synecdoche, New York

 

[Idris2002]

The Hound of the Basker-Muppets.

With Gonzo and Fozzie as Holmes and Watson.

Im surprised they haven't done this one already, tbh.

 

[hitmouse]

Probably shouldn't: Green Velvet

 

[Santino]

Frog Day Afternoon