Matt hancock's name - variations.

[BigMoaner]

I note that the word "cock" is in his name, but this never seems to be exploited enough in discourse involving the Death Secretary.

Matt hand-on-cock, or Matt Cockhead, is the best I can come up with, but they don't flow very well, rather stilted. Just wondering if anyone had a better one?

 

[BigMoaner]

Matt Handycock is too flattering.

Sorry everyone.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Matt Handjob, because he's a wanker.

 

[BigMoaner]

Matt Heniouscock

 

[Santino]

Matt Hancunt

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Matt Fuckface Useless Cunt

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[BigMoaner]

Three arrows just to make sure

 

[Dystopiary]

Hatt Mancock, a good old Spoonerism.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Matt Halfcock

 

[Argonia]

Matt Wanksock

 

[Pickman's model]

it's the sort of name which should be excised from newspapers and chiselled out of any public inscriptions containing it. images of him should be de-faced. no one in the coming generations should have any notion he ever existed.

there's that famous saying that someone dies twice, once when they pop their clogs and once when the last person to speak their name forgets it. or something similar. let us never mention this man's name again and look forward to dancing on his grave when he rolls a seven. if we can find his unmarked grave that is.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Prisoner 767765 deceased

 

[Pickman's model]

Prisoner 767765 deceased

 

[Flavour]

Cock cockcock

 

[Chilli.s]

Mr Cunt

 

[danny la rouge]

Dead Cunt

 

[fishfinger]

Glossy Footarse

 

[Argonia]

Fucking Shitcunt Bastard Bollocks Wanker Idiot Fool Numskull Twat Mingeface Cock

 

[glitch hiker]

Lifetaker, Eater of Souls

 

[Orang Utan]

Matt Hancock is good enough

 

[stavros]

Mr Cunt

Already taken.

 

[steeplejack]

This thread reminded me of this

 

[Shechemite]

May his name be blotted out

 

[Riklet]

Matt Hungbyhiscockuntil.....

 

[MrSki]

That man cock is an anagram & so is cuntchops (almost)

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[sojourner]

Twat Mancock.

 

[hitmouse]

Matt bLIARcock

 

[Shechemite]

Yes hitmouse