Look at what a pair of rooks and their crow friends did to my* front lawn

[TopCat]

I fear that at some point in the future there might be something resembling a scene from The Birds, where all those crows' descendants, fuelled by a long oral history of you reducing the steak supply, will get together to avenge their ancestors.

They need to give a bit really. Do something for me. Earn their beef. That said I will still feed them. Especially in this weather. There must be fuck all to eat and sometimes no water.

 

[cesare]

They need to give a bit really. Do something for me. Earn their beef. That said I will still feed them. Especially in this weather. There must be fuck all to eat and sometimes no water.

Neighboring crows bring us presents. Marbles, nice stones etc.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Neighboring crows bring us presents. Marbles, nice stones etc.

You need to keep feeding them and train them to bring back jewellery

 

[TopCat]

Neighboring crows bring us presents. Marbles, nice stones etc.

Jealous

 

[geminisnake]

there is a newish Lidl in Dundee, we have stopped there a good few times on the way home from the hospital, we have fed the corvids every time, it took me while to realise I may be setting anyone else with a green car up for some unhappy corvids if they don't get fed! Oops! The garden corvids are less jumpy now, I will continue to work on this, we get jays and magpies now as well

 

[ouirdeaux]

Anyone else getting an earworm? Look what they've done to my lawn, ma, look what they've done to my lawn...

Scansion's shot to hell now.

 

[Elpenor]

Scientists have estimated their intelligence as in the range of a seven year old human child!

That might explain why today they were happily teasing the office cat, safe in the knowledge they had a window between them and the puss.

 

[DotCommunist]

Should have fixed the fence.

The council bods did fix it eventually.

 

[Saul Goodman]

The council bods did fix it eventually.
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Seems to have done the job.
I notice they weren't discriminating, and planned to keep birds of all heights out.

 

[Orang Utan]

The council bods did fix it eventually.
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That’s sure to keep the birds off your lawn

 

[Santino]

The council bods did fix it eventually.
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That's seamless. You can hardly see the join.