Look at what a pair of rooks and their crow friends did to my* front lawn

[story]

Except that that covid fella looks like he’s not so much bothered by the eagle as he is actively taking the piss

 

[Ax^]

what did you do to the crows


only seen something like that when the local fox got hungry and eat a young crow

they made that little vixen life hell from them on

 

[redcogs]

Dont mess with a corvid, they are the boss and will control your life:

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Apply for a shot gun license & be done with ‘em! A la Big Vern!

 

[Orang Utan]

What have you done to earn a hex from Alan Moore?

 

[Orang Utan]

Dont mess with a corvid, they are the boss and will control your life:

I want a pet raver now

 

[danski]

I want a pet raver now

I’ll be your pet raver but you must feed me the right amount of pills.

 

[Mumbles274]

You have a ready made regiment of corvids ready at your command and you fail to see they have prepared the ground for you? Literally!

Feed them!!

Make them your friends and they will learn to know, love and protect you.

Go well my new corvid squadrom commander

 

[Epona]

Another vote for team corvid here!

Look they've aerated your lawn for you!
Now you can easily tread wildflower seeds into the ground in that area with the hope of having something much nicer and better for pollinators than your square of green next year.

It will also give you the opportunity to get unreasonably angry when all the finches and similar small birds that have to get through winter here scoff all the wildflower seeds that you were hoping would germinate

 

[littlebabyjesus]

And don't fuck them off. It will come back to bite you. Piss off one crow and they tell others about you.

 

[Callie]

Befriend them, bend them to your will, become Lord of the Corvids. Rule.

TopCat how did you get on with this?

 

[Mumbles274]

I've been trying to befriend my resident jackdaws. I regularly leave peanuts outside my house and front door. Between the jackdaws, sparrows and pigeons they always get eaten.. Its a long form game for me. DC has been invited into crow world

 

[geminisnake]

Tbf the grass doesn't look that green and lawn like anyhow and the corvids need to eat something. Be grateful they have eaten all the bugs that may have damaged it in a different way Sorry, total corvid fan here

 

[Orang Utan]

I’ll be your pet raver but you must feed me the right amount of pills.

I’d just keep nicking them. Hmm. This was never a problem with cats.

 

[BoatieBird]

I'm also team corvid .

Now I know what's going on with my lawn I'm perfectly happy to let them get on with it.
It's a lawn, it'll recover!

 

[cesare]

Another team corvid here too. I don't have a lawn but the crows are very polite here - yesterday one carefully and delicately fished a feather out of a bird bath before having a drink

 

[farmerbarleymow]

How are your corvid pals doing today DotCommunist? Hope they've been able to fully aerate the grass as it looks like they've missed a bit in your photo. Get them some nice food and they'll then guard you for life.