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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
I feel like I post this in a regular basis. This evening on the dual carriageway towards blackwall. A car came thumping up behind me with Marty Feldman headlights, one about 20% strength of the other. I pulled in as he was right up my arse. Yep. A decade old RR sport pumping out a cloud of oily smoke. And yes, one of the back lights were out.
 
I dont kinda hate that as much as I should. I once was offered a 70s LWB Mk2a that had 8k on it and had never been off the estate or ever road registered, just used to take the toffs to the shoot from the big house.I was tempted but yeh, landrovers.
 
I hope the seals on the turbo go with the DoE on the back so the engine runs away and catches fire.
Why does it need a turbo? Surely all it needs is low, and 1st & reverse. After all it isn't going anywhere much, and isn't going there in a hurry.
 
Why does it need a turbo? Surely all it needs is low, and 1st & reverse. After all it isn't going anywhere much, and isn't going there in a hurry.
The vehicle's original role would have been to transport the duke from Wellington Arch in central London to Windsor, 22 miles away, but the coronavirus pandemic curtailed those long-held plans. It's a TD5 130, so it's got a turbo; they're not going to take it off, are they :)
 
I'd wager that Phil the Greek 'designed' that Land Rover to the same technical degree and expertise as the child who 'designed' the race car below...

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