Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[Detroit City]

Over here the larger the car/pickup/truck the larger the asshole driving it...

 

[hash tag]

Pfft

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[nogojones]

Pfft

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Should be upright

 

[DownwardDog]

Lada Vision. They didn't seem to know when to stop designing it and just kept adding details. Blyat.

 

[nogojones]

Does it even have a boot? Or do you have to tie all your shopping to the roof

 

[T & P]

Wheels are a bit small. Couldn't they have fitted bigger ones?

 

[kebabking]

 

[DownwardDog]

Does it even have a boot? Or do you have to tie all your shopping to the roof

Enough room for two moldy onions in an avoska so thats fine.

 

[dylanredefined]

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I love the idea of owning a land rover then I drive an army one and wonder what the hell am I thinking? Maybe if I was a farmer or needed to tow stuff. I don't though.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I love the idea of owning a land rover then I drive an army one and wonder what the hell am I thinking? Maybe if I was a farmer or needed to tow stuff. I don't though.

I love that it's 25 years since I owned a Land Rover.

 

[kebabking]

I owned one about 20 years ago - it was moderately reliable in the 3 weeks that I owned it....

 

[dylanredefined]

I owned one about 20 years ago - it was moderately reliable in the 3 weeks that I owned it....

They either explosively deconstruct 5 minutes after you turn them on or run for ever. The snatch wagon whose engine went boom just after I signed the work ticket making it my fault being particular noteworthy

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Mine blew up 14 years ago, to be fair to Land Rover it did have a whopping 23,000 miles on the clock.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Mine blew up 14 years ago, to be fair to Land Rover it did have a whopping 23,000 miles on the clock.

How many gearboxes had it had?

 

[mx wcfc]

They either explosively deconstruct 5 minutes after you turn them on or run for ever. The snatch wagon whose engine went boom just after I signed the work ticket making it my fault being particular noteworthy

My brother bought Land Rover off the RAF.
I remember telling him that it was a bargain, because it would have been regularly serviced and maintained to the highest standard.
He got rid of it after 6 months.

 

[DownwardDog]

My brother bought Land Rover off the RAF.
I remember telling him that it was a bargain, because it would have been regularly serviced and maintained to the highest standard.
He got rid of it after 6 months.

We used to race them around the old V bomber dispersal area at Leuchars. In reverse, until they overheated and the head gaskets blew. He probably got one of those.

 

[dylanredefined]

We used to race them around the old V bomber dispersal area at Leuchars. In reverse, until they overheated and the head gaskets blew. He probably got one of those.

Still not as stupid as some we killed. Radiator filled with oil by idiot ,engine cleaned with petrol (You are supposed to let the fumes evaporate before starting it) To recce a route driven into large puddle which turned out to be a river sank without trace unfortunately didn't take physical training instructor with it. Who arrived back very damp and when asked about missing land rover " Funny story about that" which obviously some people did not find amusing.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It's astonishing mx wcfc's brother thought anything from the military would have been well looked after. kebabking will be along in a minute to make him an offer on a radar unit, slight salt water damage, otherwise in perfect nick...

 

[dylanredefined]

It's astonishing mx wcfc's brother thought anything from the military would have been well looked after. kebabking will be along in a minute to make him an offer on a radar unit, slight salt water damage, otherwise in perfect nick...

It's either utterly used up and broken. Or immaculate and has hardly been used. Either as the military decided they were useless and then sat in stores until they could be got rid of or the fabled war stock which were kept for a war and then MOD decided to sell the nice ones off. You are probably getting something shagged though.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It's either utterly used up and broken. Or immaculate and has hardly been used. Either as the military decided they were useless and then sat in stores until they could be got rid of or the fabled war stock which were kept for a war and then MOD decided to sell the nice ones off. You are probably getting something shagged though.

I am led to believe kebabking’s radar unit is hardly used

 

[A380]

I think I mentioned this before. When Volvo T5s were relatively new my cousin decided to buy a stupidly cheap ultra high milage ex traffic police one. Despite being advised it would have spent its life being driven 20 hours a day carrying loads of weight comprised of accident kit and two possible larger members of the constabulary with occasional episodes of being ragged stupid on blue light runs and chases. But he knew better.

On his way back down the M5 from the dealer he was overtaken by one of his own wheels...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

those who follow football may be aware of what has gone on at charlton this last year or so -

one bunch of chancers allegedly bought the club, and spent rather a lot of money on themselves, including range rovers each.

the new owner has had them re-possessed, but one is now being raffled off

Motoring! Charlton Athletic fans stand a chance of winning one of ‘infamous’ Range Rovers – as Thomas Sandgaard makes it prize in competition

Charlton Athletic owner Thomas Sandgaard has made one of the club’s company Range Rovers the prize in a new competition – claiming he wants it to highlight his push for change in regulations …

londonnewsonline.co.uk

 

[hash tag]

In Chelsea this morning. Just in case you happen to come across ice, snow, mud, pedestrian

 

[kebabking]

I am led to believe kebabking’s radar unit is hardly used

That's 'marine habitat zone' to you sunshine - it's achieved a consistent 100% serviceability rate in its role, and provided millions of pounds of benefits to the lobster fishing industries of the west of Scotland.

 

[Saul Goodman]

In Chelsea this morning. Just in case you happen to come across ice, snow, mud, pedestrian

 

[T & P]

The kill count is obviously just a crass joke, but I can imagine some people who’ve lost a loved one in a car vs pedestrian collision being pissed off enough to give the car a good keying or slashed tyre.

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s so OTT it feels like a piss-take, mocking the cars others have around there. No film crews around shooting some kind of sketch with it?

 

[Jay Park]

The kill count is obviously just a crass joke, but I can imagine some people who’ve lost a loved one in a car vs pedestrian collision being pissed off enough to give the car a good keying or slashed tyre.

those windows would get panned if I saw that

 

[Jay Park]

I think I mentioned this before. When Volvo T5s were relatively new my cousin decided to buy a stupidly cheap ultra high milage ex traffic police one. Despite being advised it would have spent its life being driven 20 hours a day carrying loads of weight comprised of accident kit and two possible larger members of the constabulary with occasional episodes of being ragged stupid on blue light runs and chases. But he knew better.

On his way back down the M5 from the dealer he was overtaken by one of his own wheels...

on the other hand, taxis in Tokyo



the wonderfully reliable, competent, and in my eyes attractive, Toyota crown get a service every 3 months and get scrapped after 3 years. Get your hands on one of them you’ve got a motor for life. Never seen one doing more than 20mph

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

The kill count is obviously just a crass joke, but I can imagine some people who’ve lost a loved one in a car vs pedestrian collision being pissed off enough to give the car a good keying or slashed tyre.

The fact that wheelchairs are the highest number of his ha-ha kills says something too...