Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

[Griff]

They are.

This is what I think when I hear Maserati.

 

[dessiato]

Or even this

And it's not especially pretty.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Considerably less ugly than most modern sports cars, for example this piece of shit:

 

[Griff]

Don't think I have any interest at all in modern sportscars.

Mine's getting on a bit at 24 years old, but still love the look of it.


That's 'modern' to me though.

 

[Farmer Giles]

But apparently £79 a day from those Sixt cunts. Yeah right.

 

[Poi E]

E60 M5 is a cast iron future classic. We'll never see the like of its naturally aspirated 5.0 8,250rpm redline V10 again. The unicorn would be a 6 speed manual estate in one of the BMW Individual colours like Ruby Black.

Saw one today. Owner was pretty pleased when I cited specs learned from U75 he said he has not had any issues apart from "the usual" but had an engine rebuild when he got it just to be safe.

 

[DownwardDog]

What a great car. My cousin had one between his 2nd and 3rd divorces. We did 160mph in it on the A19 at 3am and missed a nocturnally active JCB by a gnat's bollock hair.

The same monumental engine was in the E63 M6 but that somehow lacks the brawny charm of the E60 M5.

 

[dessiato]

What a great car. My cousin had one between his 2nd and 3rd divorces. We did 160mph in it on the A19 at 3am and missed a nocturnally active JCB by a gnat's bollock hair.

The same monumental engine was in the E63 M6 but that somehow lacks the brawny charm of the E60 M5.

I liked the A19 when it had no speed cameras. I could easily do Edinburgh to Grimsby in 4 hours. Took 6 last summer.

 

[Poi E]

My cousin had one between his 2nd and 3rd divorces.

Expensive tastes, your cousin.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Range Rovers, no so tuff when it goes toe-to-toe with a bridge

 

[Poi E]

They look like large golf carts with the roofs taken off.

 

[SpookyFrank]

What a great car. My cousin had one between his 2nd and 3rd divorces.

If this isn't on BMW's marketing it should be. 'The car you need to reel in ex-wife number three'.

After the third divorce it's got to be a Porshe obviously.

 

[T & P]

They look like large golf carts with the roofs taken off.

Makes sense. Golf is as much of a twat magnet as Range Rovers.

 

[DownwardDog]

If this isn't on BMW's marketing it should be. 'The car you need to reel in ex-wife number three'.

After the third divorce it's got to be a Porshe obviously.

He has now got four divorces under his belt, is up to his eyes in debt and drives an Audi RS6.

 

[DownwardDog]

Considerably less ugly than most modern sports cars, for example this piece of shit:

I drove one of these (GTR hardtop) this morning. Not enough grip and almost too much power but it was a great road car. I can't imagine it would be any good at all on the track.

 

[hash tag]

He has now got four divorces under his belt, is up to his eyes in debt and drives an Audi RS6.

One has to maintain appearances don't you know.

 

[hash tag]

WOW, stunning (fwiw, there is a rumour that Ms price drove hers into a bush!)

 

[kebabking]

WOW, stunning (fwiw, there is a rumour that Ms price drove hers into a bush!)

D'you know, I can see Bahnhof Strasse driving exactly that shortly after the lottery win.

 

[hash tag]

A bad parked range rover knocks over wall and kills baby....manslaughter?

The Voice star told driver whose runaway car killed daughter will not be charged

 

[Dogsauce]

Is that even a sentence? What?

 

[DownwardDog]

New car time for us soon as the Patrol is just too big for urban driving and I don't really need a tow rig any more. I think we're going to get the new X5. It comes with its own Office365 subscription which is a feature I never knew I needed in a car.

 

[A380]

New car time for us soon as the Patrol is just too big for urban driving and I don't really need a tow rig any more. I think we're going to get the new X5. It comes with its own Office365 subscription which is a feature I never knew I needed in a car.

It’s so you can keep a spread sheet to track the number of people you cut up.

 

[hash tag]

Or keep track of all the varying gestures coming your way
Today, did 20 miles, I had 2 wanker signs, 1 v sign and 6 fingers.....

 

[Sweet FA]

New car time for us soon as the Patrol is just too big for urban driving and I don't really need a tow rig any more. I think we're going to get the new X5. It comes with its own Office365 subscription which is a feature I never knew I needed in a car.

Mind your mirrors

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

New car time for us soon as the Patrol is just too big for urban driving and I don't really need a tow rig any more. I think we're going to get the new X5. It comes with its own Office365 subscription which is a feature I never knew I needed in a car.

Gonna get a chrome wrap for it? Will look great under the blazing sun

 

[DownwardDog]

Gonna get a chrome wrap for it? Will look great under the blazing sun

We'll probably get a white one because they hold their value best. I wouldn't mind the plug in hybrid but it's not coming to Australia until the end of 2019.

 

[kebabking]

We'll probably get a white one because they hold their value best. I wouldn't mind the plug in hybrid but it's not coming to Australia until the end of 2019.

With Gangster Glass, low profile tyres and a really big watch?

 

[Spymaster]

White cars need to be in pearlescent or matt paint otherwise they look like police cars.

I'm being seriously tempted by one of these at the moment but buying it would involve breaking several of my own rules regarding car ownership.

 

[Poi E]

 

[DownwardDog]

With Gangster Glass, low profile tyres and a really big watch?

You are only allowed a combination of 35%/20% VLT tints in Western Australia and the cops are shit hot on it. I already have a Panerai.