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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
Again, if you want a greener car, get a fiesta or a micra. A brera is not for worrying about such things. It's a look, a style, cool, character, different
 
A ride in the cab of an RAC truck...
I've worked on many Alfas, and owned a couple of them, and a few Lancias too, including a Delta Integrale, and hand on heart, I can honestly say that Italian cars are the biggest piles of shite that were ever spewed onto the gullible public. The same applies to motorbikes. They may look OK but they're absolute dogshit.
 
I've never been in one but I've always liked the wool interior of the Toyota Century.

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Good lord! How many walnut trees died in vain!
 
No, just a veggie.

Literally worse than Hitler, who was only veggie cos his constitution couldn't handle meat, rather than some Guardianista style bullshit reasoning.

He wasn't totes veggie, and when he did eat meat, even his dog suffered. "Oh shit, Master has been on the pickled pork knuckle again. ALARM!!!!".
 
I've worked on many Alfas, and owned a couple of them, and a few Lancias too, including a Delta Integrale, and hand on heart, I can honestly say that Italian cars are the biggest piles of shite that were ever spewed onto the gullible public. The same applies to motorbikes. They may look OK but they're absolute dogshit.
10 years of faithful service on harsh roads and off-roads from my Panda 4x4 and it’s still going strong with nothing needed in that time apart from its usual and cheap servicing (except regular fixes to the tyres and brakes thanks to the rutted terrain). Plus it goes places that leaves the Land Rover drivers scratching their heads.

That’s one Italian car that looks bloody awful but works a like a charm.
 
10 years of faithful service on harsh roads and off-roads from my Panda 4x4 and it’s still going strong with nothing needed in that time apart from its usual and cheap servicing (except regular fixes to the tyres and brakes thanks to the rutted terrain). Plus it goes places that leaves the Land Rover drivers scratching their heads.

That’s one Italian car that looks bloody awful but works a like a charm.

My FiL used to belong to a gliding club and they had a Panda 4x4 for launching the gliders - it cant be so bad? :thumbs:
 
The same applies to motorbikes. They may look OK but they're absolute dogshit.

Piaggio era Guzzis are good in my experience. Also, blind luck has a lot to do with it. The least reliable bike (4 stroke) I own is my Xerox 999R and the most reliable is my Fila 999R!
 
As much as I find your love-in with American metal to be distasteful, I will admit that should I move to a country that drives on the right a Challenger Demon will be my first purchase...

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Don't forget to get a tow bar fitted so you can bring a 500 gallon fuel tanker along with you on the 3/4 mile commute from your trailer to the dog fighting shed.
 
No, no, no. It's not like that at all. Because of my, eeerrr, well, "inadequacies", I have to make up for my shortcomings in other departments, and what better way than with a monster yank tank.
 
As much as I find your love-in with American metal to be distasteful, I will admit that should I move to a country that drives on the right a Challenger Demon will be my first purchase...

The 2019 Hellcats are coming in RHD when it moves to the Alfa Guilia platform. There also some racket that involves buying one from a dealer in LA who will ship it to the Philippines for RHD conversion. 800hp, drag radials and shitty UK roads covered in damp leaves should be an exciting combination.
 
The 2019 Hellcats are coming in RHD when it moves to the Alfa Guilia platform. There also some racket that involves buying one from a dealer in LA who will ship it to the Philippines for RHD conversion. 800hp, drag radials and shitty UK roads covered in damp leaves should be an exciting combination.

Tbf I think one would look out of place on the leafy lanes of Surrey, and as you point out, most likely in the hedges of rural England. Was thinking it would very much suit tearing around the Iberian Penninsula though :)
 
Tbf I think one would look out of place on the leafy lanes of Surrey, and as you point out, most likely in the hedges of rural England. Was thinking it would very much suit tearing around the Iberian Penninsula though :)

Don't forget a top flight football team have their training ground just outside Cobham and a number of their players ex and current live in that area as do a number of celebs. One of the celebs has certainly been
done for driving offences.

BTW I think the hellcat is a step to far.
 
BMW X7. It's probably a good car but it looks like a Buick from the 90s.

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My wife wants one which probably means they've got it right.
 
I like the look of the Bangle 5 series. Oriental baroque. His 7 series was hideous, though.

E60 M5 is a cast iron future classic. We'll never see the like of its naturally aspirated 5.0 8,250rpm redline V10 again. The unicorn would be a 6 speed manual estate in one of the BMW Individual colours like Ruby Black.
 
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