Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?
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Bahnhof Strasse
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Bentley does an SUV now
It's huge, like really fucking massive. Straight out of the Fuck-You-Oik school of automotive design.
It's huge, like really fucking massive. Straight out of the Fuck-You-Oik school of automotive design.
dessiato
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Is that a PCSO ignoring the so obviously illegally parked Audi? I'd take great pleasure ticketing any car so badly parked.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
The PCSO has clearly admired the classy motor and is walking away dreaming of the day when she can join the ranks of The Few.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
b3ta has a few gems on this
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Years ago I did a marketing project for VAG and, I have to say, Audi make great cars. It's a pity so many are driven by idiots. Same with BMW, good cars often driven by idiots. (I'm not saying you're an idiot, just that some drivers of Audi/BMW are)
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
A lot of arseholes are drawn to Audis and Beemers, they are priced at a point that will be affordable to estate agents and other scumbag sales-folk; people who are pretty selfish and shitty in all aspects of their lives, so no surprise that they drive like tossbags too.
MASSIVE generalisation there.
2hats
Dust.
Is that just frost on it or paint stripper?The Audi got towed
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Not a bad looking motor, I reckonBentley does an SUV now
It's huge, like really fucking massive. Straight out of the Fuck-You-Oik school of automotive design.
dylanredefined
Not a house elf a tiger
It is a strange car not exactly sure what goes through the mind of someone who buys one.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I reckon that's the best looking one out there. Don't think that's embarrassing at all. Except for everything else about itAlso every man and his dog makes ridiculous SUVs now. I should be slightly embarrassed by this one but it's just the new normal:
Of course I need 500bhp to get up that tricky mountain pass to Waitrose.
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No. The majority of drivers drive properly. It's the loud, obvious twattery that gets noticed and we, I'm including myself here, generalise that the cars are mostly driven by twats.
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My mate's Bristol has 550. Just right for going anywhere quickly.Also every man and his dog makes ridiculous SUVs now. I should be slightly embarrassed by this one but it's just the new normal:
Of course I need 500bhp to get up that tricky mountain pass to Waitrose.
mauvais
on reddit or something
Well that's it isn't it (Maserati Levante looks OK too, FWIW) - it's a decent implementation of something stupid. A hundred years of making sporty saloons leading to this. Got to go where the market is unfortunately.
dylanredefined
Not a house elf a tiger
Someone just decided to let their inner 10 year old choose their car. It is a very silly car, even sillier in the UK still as long as you can find somewhere to park it would be fun.
mauvais
on reddit or something
550bhp in an antique museum piece made out of rust by some hobbyist in a British shed. What could possibly go wrong?
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It goes well, stops well, and has good build quality. It's a very good car, especially when you place it alongside contemporaries. If I could justify it I'd buy it.
DownwardDog
Riding a Brompton with a power meter.
Objectively terrible cars that nobody should ever drive if they have a shred of self-respect:
VW Beetle (original and new)
Every Mustang ever built except for heavily modded Fox Bodies or the 6th gen GT350
Every Aston Martin (Vantage V12 might be ok...)
Any British sports car from a niche manufacturer (Nobel, Ultima, Morgan, etc.)
Anything diesel
Anything Swedish (except for a Koenigsegg of course)
Any Jaguar Land Rover product ever built (I had to buy two before I eventually got the message)
VW Beetle (original and new)
Every Mustang ever built except for heavily modded Fox Bodies or the 6th gen GT350
Every Aston Martin (Vantage V12 might be ok...)
Any British sports car from a niche manufacturer (Nobel, Ultima, Morgan, etc.)
Anything diesel
Anything Swedish (except for a Koenigsegg of course)
Any Jaguar Land Rover product ever built (I had to buy two before I eventually got the message)
DownwardDog
Riding a Brompton with a power meter.
The RHD ones are diesel only and have a stupidly narrow driver's footwell.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
I'd have one, if I had £200k to spunk on a car. But came across one driving the other way a couple of days ago, it's seriously big, like a fat fucker sat in an economy seat, it was spilling over in to my lane.
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Apart from the comment about diesels I disagree with everything you've said.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Especially the Land Rover bit. Worst car I ever owned by fucking MILES.
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
What's wrong with diesels? Well other then the pollution thing.
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