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Is the Range Rover Sport the apex in arsehole wheels ?

Is the Range Rover Sport the ultimate in arsehole wheels ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 82 56.9%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 51 35.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 55 38.2%
  • No, I have an Audi and I claim that title

    Votes: 13 9.0%
  • I dont know as I do not drive

    Votes: 23 16.0%
  • I live in the country and I find it useful for the 2 frosts we get each year

    Votes: 9 6.3%
  • Comedy Option

    Votes: 15 10.4%
  • Fuck you, you snotty middle class cycling shitbag

    Votes: 39 27.1%

  • Total voters
    144
the doormen community from back up home have moved wholescale into black RR sports now. No more Subaru cock extensions. A fleet of seemingly hundreds of cars that go absolutely nowhere apart from a 5 miles round trip on 6 nights a week. is there a less / more representaive example of the vacuosness of modern british life than a 12 year old black RR sport ?
 
Is a land rover defender also an arsehole thing to have ? Is it just the sport that's an arsehole - or is it people who live in cities having one of these that are the arseholes? Plz help don't want to be more of an arsehole than necessary if i can help it but do want to go and live up a quite scary muddy track that is kind of 4x4s only.
I like the ones that have a sort of snout on them like an elephants trunk. I'm an arsehole aren't I. :(
 
Is a land rover defender also an arsehole thing to have ? Is it just the sport that's an arsehole - or is it people who live in cities having one of these that are the arseholes? Plz help don't want to be more of an arsehole than necessary if i can help it but do want to go and live up a quite scary muddy track that is kind of 4x4s only.
I like the ones that have a sort of snout on them like an elephants trunk. I'm an arsehole aren't I. :(

Nope, snorkel lets you go through deeper water

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Nothing wrong in having a 4x4 utility wagon if that's what you need - the cuntishness of the RR sport etc... comes from taking up more space than you need, throwing out more crap than you have too, and driving live a cunt who thinks that owning one means other, lesser beings should just get out of your way.

And the fact that most people who drive them simply can't manage their size and power. If you have a toddler an AK-47 you'd get the same results...
 
Way to go is to get a 50/60's standard green land rover swb soft top and then stick the elephant's intake snout on it yourself bimble, then you can be an ultra stylish one, and practical as well, plus being rock 'ard, specially in winter! :)
 
The toddler AK47 analogy gives me pause for thought. Maybe i need to look at those sensible ugly 4x4 things instead, the ones that look like normal cars.
But yeah - the soft top ones are real beauties.
this is on ebay:
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I do see why driving this might turn anyone into an arsehole because you'd feel invincible.
 
LR Series 1 are now at a truly stupid price level when you consider what terrible vehicles they are.

Land Rover Series 1 86" 2.0 petrol RESTORED For Sale (1956) on Car And Classic UK [C886311]

Unf'kininbelivable. You're right, silly prices, even if it had been restored, and that's not that hard to do to these vehicles.

I have a coupl eof classic bikes and I too see silly prices on the net for them, knowing how much I paid for them originaly when they were undesirable, compared to the new waves of Jap 4's hitting the market then, and seeing the prices. Not just classic bikes, the cars I learnt to drive in and use to buy, running and legal, for less than a week's money ar enow in their thousands.

Mut I still think bimble should try for a non restored swb sorftop :)
 
Short Wheel Base

ETA: as opposed to LWB long wheel Base. Swb I think looks much nicer and more pratical unless you really do need to get a heifer or herd of sheep in the back
 
The toddler AK47 analogy gives me pause for thought. Maybe i need to look at those sensible ugly 4x4 things instead, the ones that look like normal cars.
But yeah - the soft top ones are real beauties.
this is on ebay:
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I do see why driving this might turn anyone into an arsehole because you'd feel invincible.

Driving an old Landie won't make you feel invincible, it'll make you feel arthritic in every joint, and like your arsecheeks have been kicked by a horse. :)
 
Only on the chassis, and the body's easy to lift away leaving you two nice channels to weld, then put body on, which won't rust. The ole Leyland engines are two a penny to pick up, only expensive stuff I think are the serious ironwear of the 4wd systems, the gears and pinnions.

Then again, we're going off into a project then rather than a buy and drive. think i always had a soft spot for them and woudl liekd to have one as a project, but have been spending my time and money on bikes instead, hence I do dribble a bit when talking about them :)
 
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