I'm an Alien...

[krtek a houby]

You just popped in for a moment or two at midnight to check whether everyone hated you? Fair enough.

 

[Gromit]

I'm an Englishman in Scotland.

Am I really as hated by Scottish as it's made out?

No.

You are in fact hated more than is made out.

Every single scot you meet is fantasying about torturing and killing you. Only fear of prosecution holds them back.

 

[Celyn]

Torture? I suppose I could send recordings of Sydney Devine or Fran and Anna.

 

[mojo pixy]

watch out for people pushing their glasses up with their middle fingers

 

[pogofish]

watch out for people pushing their glasses up with their middle fingers

I'd probably worry you a very great deal then... <pushes specs>