Herbsman.
Nah Lotion, Pet, Nor Powder.
...what should it be called? He's already won the World Cup, encountered Pac-Man, rid the world of the curse of the evil vampires, dubbed culture into a paralell universe, and become Heavyweight World Champion. But what should scientist do next? Poll to follow.
1 Scientist goes down the offie for a pack of slim Rizla and a few bottles of Dragon Stout
2 Scientist visits the doctor feeling gravely ill, finds out he has cancer, but luckily it's completely operable and he'll be back on his feet in no time
3 Scientist goes for a little drive in the countryside and accidentally runs over a hedgehog that happened to be crossing the road at the time
4 Scientist visits the chippy, decides to have a large cod and chips, plus mushy peas, but they've run out of cod so he has to have haddock instead
5 Scientist joins Urban75 and offers to play at Offline for free
6 Scientist formulates a cure for cancer, and the pharmaceutical companies that profit from cancer treatment drugs attempt to assassinate him before he can release the cure
7 Scientist enrols on a university course to study thermodynamics
1 Scientist goes down the offie for a pack of slim Rizla and a few bottles of Dragon Stout
2 Scientist visits the doctor feeling gravely ill, finds out he has cancer, but luckily it's completely operable and he'll be back on his feet in no time
3 Scientist goes for a little drive in the countryside and accidentally runs over a hedgehog that happened to be crossing the road at the time
4 Scientist visits the chippy, decides to have a large cod and chips, plus mushy peas, but they've run out of cod so he has to have haddock instead
5 Scientist joins Urban75 and offers to play at Offline for free
6 Scientist formulates a cure for cancer, and the pharmaceutical companies that profit from cancer treatment drugs attempt to assassinate him before he can release the cure
7 Scientist enrols on a university course to study thermodynamics