Iconic One-Liners In Film

[DaveCinzano]

No guts, no black pudding (I Went Down)

 

[dessiato]

“Here’s Johnny!”

 

[JuanTwoThree]

I am a musician and the mernkey is a businessman

 

[xenon]

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

 

[Proper Tidy]

Some hate the english. I don't, they're just wankers

 

[StoneRoad]

"You were only supposed to blow the ---- doors off"
and
"hang on guys, I've got a plan"
(Italian Job)

Not a film, but ...
Hannibal Smith "I love it when a plan comes together"

 

[pesh]

I think we're parked, man

 

[JuanTwoThree]

You don't crucify people. Not on Good Friday

 

[The39thStep]

"It's too bad she won't live forever... but then again who does?"

"The Greatest Trick The Devil Ever Pulled Was Convincing The World He Did Not Exist."

“This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”

'Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.'

 

[Spymaster]

Are you looking at me?

 

[DotCommunist]

You shall not pass!

 

[dessiato]

“you don’t understand! I could’ve had class. I could’ve been a contender, I could’ve been somebody instead of a bum which is what I am.”

 

[DaveCinzano]

I think I'll all on kives (The Great Escape)

 

[DaveCinzano]

Also:

“Wow!”

“Two hundred and fifty?!”

“Thank you!”

“Tally ho!’

Clavell & Burnett threaded so much dry wit and black humour into that script, even the most mundane, economical lines when delivered in a certain way are instantly recognisable

 

[JimW]

I hate Illinois Nazis.

 

[JimW]

They report Zulus to the southeast, thousands of them.

 

[deeyo]

Judas was satisfied with 4970 less.

 

[The39thStep]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like.....victory "

"Alright, we’ll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!”

"Alas! How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny! "

 

[Reno]

"Oh my dear, that's something you need never worry about"

 

[Reno]

"It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily"

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Perusing the DVD shelves, one immediately jumped out:

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!”

 

[Reno]

Perusing the DVD shelves, one immediately jumped out:

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!”

There almost isn't a single line in that film which isn't iconic.

 

[Rebelda]

Can everyone stop getting shot.

 

[Spymaster]

Can everyone stop getting shot.

Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get?

 

[DaveCinzano]

“You tell your publisher, tell Katie Graham she's gonna get her tit caught in a big wringer if that's published!”

All The President's Men

 

[Proper Tidy]

Anyone who runs is a VC, anyone who doesn't run is a well disciplined VC

 

[belboid]

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more"


"Why does a woman think the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cockmanship?"

Network

 

[Proper Tidy]

You got knocked the fuck out

 

[Ax^]

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

 

[planetgeli]

My pleasure, in other people's leisure.