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Underused tropes in fiction, TV & film

In planet of the apes, 1st of the good new ones, they wrote off tim burton's (entertaining) mess with a glance at a newspaper headline. Blink and miss it. Have to admire the brutal economy of it.
 
Going for a shit

Someone being full of cold

Lone police retreats and calls for reinforcements rather than placing themselves in needless peril

Serial killers not being ultra clever

People talking over one another/interrupting

Someone's cigarette just going out when they toss it into a trail of gasoline (as it actually would)
 
We know you're in a hurry, but there's no way you're leaving the car all wonkily herringboned in the vague direction of the kerb, with its arse hanging out into the road, and not even locked - not in that area at that time of the night. Might as well have a couple attempts at a parallel park and use the time for a bit of a think before you rush in. And don't forget to turn the radio down whilst you reverse.
 
We know you're in a hurry, but there's no way you're leaving the car all wonkily herringboned in the vague direction of the kerb, with its arse hanging out into the road, and not even locked - not in that area at that time of the night. Might as well have a couple attempts at a parallel park and use the time for a bit of a think before you rush in. And don't forget to turn the radio down whilst you reverse.
And lock the fucking car for once! Just lock it, how hard can it be?
 
An American 16-year-old drinks coffee and nobody says “you drink coffee?”.
An entire thread devoted to this

 
Psychopaths, serial killers and all other villains attempting a home invasion see their attempt foiled when the homeowner manages to place a successful phone call to 911 instead of getting a prerecorded ‘Our lines are all busy, please try later’ message.

See also ‘alarm system actually works as intended and intruder fails to disarm it by shooting at control pad or cutting the wires going into it’.
 
In red dwarf, one ep, they couldn't go to red alert because it would have meant changing the bulb.

I do always wonder how a load of flashing red lights and an awooga-ing klaxon is supposed to help anyone focus on their jobs during a crisis.
 
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I’m guessing a secret ninja film spy has never dropped the hard drive with the secrets in and fucked it beyond any operation
 
When someone is trying to steal a car, annoyingly it has been fitted with an alarm, and to add insult to injury the owner doesn’t keep a spare set tucked under the sun visor.
 
Most films are about that perfect moment. Which is why the Coen brothers are so popular.

Competence Porn. Doesn't apply to you bellaozzydog and your green hat obvs


 
Whether cops or villain henchmen, during a prolonged gun fight the participants quickly run out of ammunition because it takes a few seconds to empty a magazine and nobody thought when they left the house that morning they should carry an extra four or five magazines tucked into their belts.
 
Cats never seem to do enough cat stuff. I want to see cats walking along the mantle piece, casually knocking everything onto the floor as they go.

Cats seem to be an essential feature of just about every documentry I watch... be in conscription in Belarus, piano competitions or surveillance in China. Every documentary must feature a cat either eating, jumping up on a window ledge or going through a cat flap.
 
If a kid is being physically assaulted by the school’s resident bully in full view of everyone on a daily basis, one of the teachers spots it before long, rather than just registering any act of violence for the first time when the victim finally snaps and sucker punches the evil little shit after months of abuse.
 
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