how to improve brixton - not an anti-"gentrification" thread, honest!

[IntoStella]

Fuck me! Where'sh the bog gone?!

That would really f*ck with your head after a night on the bevvies up west. Besides, you'd probably open the door and find Euan Blair passed out in there.

Ms T -- Mr BC LMC? I thought he was the cream of the lumpen proletariat. Has he been misleading us about this class credentials?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That would really f*ck with your head after a night on the bevvies up west. Besides, you'd probably open the door and find Euan Blair passed out in there.

What door?

 

[IntoStella]

What door?

Duh. Silly me. But if you were a girl you'd have to master the techniques advertised earlier by Ol' Nick.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Duh. Silly me. But if you were a girl you'd have to master the techniques advertised earlier by Ol' Nick.

I'd never be THAT desperate

 

[Ol Nick]

I'd never be THAT desperate

Then you're not having enough fun.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Then you're not having enough fun.

Not at all. It just means that I'm capable of holding my bladder

 

[Ol Nick]

Not at all. It just means that I'm capable of holding my bladder

Well...well...I'm not. But I'm a bloke so I don't have to be.

 

[IntoStella]

Well...well...I'm not. But I'm a bloke so I don't have to be.

With our vastly superior bladder control, if women everywhere learned to piss standing up as well we could TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! MWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! NO TOILET TYRANNY FOR US!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well...well...I'm not. But I'm a bloke so I don't have to be.

That's because men are lazy