That joke has been made several times already.
...and some of you should consider a vasectomy.
Why so exactly?? If you get disturbed by this film, at whatever age then I'd be having a word with oneself. As for the vasectomy, I'm gay so theres no risk of me inflicting this film on my offspring. Prick.
As a kid I used to like classic monster movies like the 30's Universial Frankenstein films and 50's sci-fi films like Them! 50's and 60's Hammer Horror films should be ok as well as long as it's not Lesbian vampire soft porn from the 70's..
Alright then. Ghostbusters.
I let my boy aged 8 years old watch Evil Dead 3 last week. He loved it, it's now one of his favourite films....
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I'd agree with Ghostbusters, but that's about it.
You're the step-dad, aren't you?
So it's ok for the kiddies to see hearts being ripped out etc, but not two women kissing?
Have you seen the other films people have suggested? I'd say you have to judge it on the kid and the film, personally I was terrified by Ghostbusters when I was little, it really creeped me out big time, wheras something like ED3 is just a load of silliness and gore. I agree you don't know how a kids gonna react to stuff and you should be careful, watch stuff first/with them etc, but to just go by the rating (if that's how you were judging it) seems a bit irresponsible
I was actually arguing strongly against showing anything with explicit gore to children on this thread should you have bothered to read it.
25-03-2008, 10:20
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As a kid I used to like classic monster movies like the 30's Universial Frankenstein films and 50's sci-fi films like Them! 50's and 60's Hammer Horror films should be ok as well as long as it's not Lesbian vampire soft porn from the 70's
What a stupid idea: 'horror movies for 8 year olds'. People forget how impressionable children are, and how little it takes to frighten them, and to mark them. Even horror movies that aren't gorefests often contain symbolism, relationship ideas, etc, that can be very unsettling for children.
I have no idea what this bizarre cut and paste job of Hammers production history combined the lenght of time that I've been on this forum is supposed to prove Johnny, but the Hammer films are pretty harmless by today's standarts and little more than a bit of fake looking blood is shown in the early ones. It's not what I would regard as gore and nothing as dramatic as hearts being ripped out as you have been claiming. It's all very tame by todays standarts and I'm getting the feeling that as so often you don't really know what you are talking about.
I'd recommend Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs (1991). Can't recall the certificate but it was funny and had child actors in it. More like a pantomime really, but it was great (and has a "grasping landlords are capitalist bastards" theme through it too).
Well, ED didn;t have a scary ginger guy in a picture frame whos ees followed you round the room, so it wasn't really an issue. I watch shit loads of 18/R rated horror films, probably a few a week and am very very rarely freaked out by them as they're usually unbelievable guff...however I still get freaked out by some 12's and 15's depending on the subject matter/level of suspense...it's an individual thing, different folk are scared by different things, same for kids.I've seen most, if not all of them. If Ghostbusters creeped you out, you shouldn't be watching Evil Dead.
p.s. How many of you people recommending horror movies for eight year olds, are actually parents yourselves?