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Hipster overload: Cereal Killer Cafe opens

So what? Don't get the hate apart from the fashionable sneering. The irony of it being cool to dismiss things as shit by labelling them as being for hipsters.

It's what this site often does best.

I think it's a typical vanity project and poorly thought out. By my reckoning they're going to need to serve over 100 bowls of cereal a day just to pay the rent, rates and bills.

Good luck to them though.
 
He does have a point about the suit, though. That reporter will be on a nice wage. How come he takes a wage like that when there is poverty around him? TBH the reporter's point was no more sophisticated than that.
 
Could not resist:

What part of Belfast are you from? You see I have this great business idea to import bottled water from all over the world and sell it for £5 a pop...it will be great don't you think, i'll even throw in a coloured straw FREE with each purchase. Sure some people might not be able to afford it but i'll make sure to donate a case or two to local charities to ease my social conscience. What do you think? We will call it a cultural exchange to silence the dissenters. :)
 
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That letter shows him up as a right prick. What an idiot!
If he was already planning to serve breakfast to underprivileged children then why did it comes as surprise that the brought is rife with deprivation? And why not mention that in the interview and talk about businesses serving their communities as well as their customers, or at least HIS business serving the community?

I'm not even going to dissect what his self proclaimed 'great work ethic' might entail.
I think if he really did give a fuck about poverty (which he claims to know very much about) then he wouldn't treat questions about it as a personal attack.
whattaprick
 
He does have a point about the suit, though. That reporter will be on a nice wage. How come he takes a wage like that when there is poverty around him? TBH the reporter's point was no more sophisticated than that.
No he doesn't. If you were on television news program you too would have to wear an outfit that reflects the shows values: a uniform.
The reporters point was not 'you're not poor: you don't belong here' it was about gentrification.
 
Journalists really don't get paid as much as you think.
People really don't need to earn as much as you think to afford to pay £3.20 for a bowl of cereal in a brightly decorated room.

He will be earning in the same bracket as the hipster clientele. Maybe 30-40k a year.
 
People really don't need to earn as much as you think to afford to pay £3.20 for a bowl of cereal in a brightly decorated room.

He will be earning in the same bracket as the hipster clientele. Maybe 30-40k a year.

Where do you get those figures from? Lots of journos are freelance or are on shitty temp contracts, with long hours, no holidays, pension etc.
 
I know fuck all about clothes but is River Island not a popular High St store with average kind of prices? A former colleague of mine used to shop there regularly and she's a single mum on about £24k.
 
I know fuck all about clothes but is River Island not a popular High St store with average kind of prices? A former colleague of mine used to shop there regularly and she's a single mum on about £24k,
And that's the whole bloody point. You don't have to be a millionaire to spend three quid on a bowl of cereal.
 
Where do you get those figures from? Lots of journos are freelance or are on shitty temp contracts, with long hours, no holidays, pension etc.
Oh fuck off. I know full well what the life of a freelance journo is like, and one who is getting gigs on national tv will be doing ok.
 
I know fuck all about clothes but is River Island not a popular High St store with average kind of prices? A former colleague of mine used to shop there regularly and she's a single mum on about £24k,
Yeah, you're right.It's as if he couldn't choose between insulting him for wearing an expensive suit or a cheap one so he tried an amalgamation of the two :D
 
And that's the whole bloody point. You don't have to be a millionaire to spend three quid on a bowl of cereal.
How is that the point of the proprietor accusing him of wearing an 'overpriced river island suit'.

Fwiw, I don't think £3 is bad for a snack with a sit down though I'd guess they're counting on very quick customer turnover, it takes me about 3 minutes to eat my bowl of shreddies in the morning.
 
And that's the whole bloody point. You don't have to be a millionaire to spend three quid on a bowl of cereal.
No, but you do have to be able to afford more than the very basics, which I believe is the point being made. It's not being said that people don't have £3.20 to spend, just that it will go on countless other things before many would consider using it on one bowl of cereal.
 
No, but you do have to be able to afford more than the very basics, which I believe is the point being made. It's not being said that people don't have £3.20 to spend, just that it will go on countless other things before many would consider using it on one bowl of cereal.
Well the test of that will be if it survives. You can say the same thing about drinking coffee at starbucks or having a pint at the pub, or a curry at a curryhouse, or a whole number of other things. This is a disposable income place, just like loads and loads of places all around it.
 
Oh fuck off. I know full well what the life of a freelance journo is like, and one who is getting gigs on national tv will be doing ok.

No need to throw your toys out the pram.

This guy is only 26/7 it takes years of experience to get to a decent liveable wage as a journalist.

How do you know what it's like? Are you a journalist?
 
Well the test of that will be if it survives. You can say the same thing about drinking coffee at starbucks or having a pint at the pub, or a curry at a curryhouse, or a whole number of other things. This is a disposable income place, just like loads and loads of places all around it.
And those kind of establishments have never come in for similar criticism? Of course they have, it's just this is a new story, and has a bit of 'flavour' because it's more unusual.

The report could have been conducted better, but the point still stands that this is a 'small business' which is not very concerned with the surrounding community it has set up in, and I think the owners should at least be asked the question.

"But there are other people doing it!" is not a valid reason to avoid the issue.
 
The report could have been conducted better, but the point still stands that this is a 'small business' which is not very concerned with the surrounding community it has set up in, and I think the owners should at least be asked the question.
See this is not true. How come private rents in the surrounding community are sky-high? There are pretty wealthy people living around there too, and they are also part of the 'surrounding community'. And guess what, very very very few businesses open with the aim of serving the poorest people with no money for anything other than the basics. Many of them aim at those with at least some disposable income.

There is also a cultural issue here that is being ignored - in that area, many of the poorest are of Bangladeshi origin. They don't use many of the disposable income places around there, yet this one is singled out.
 
Used to be. And I know the rates.

Well you'll know then that the starting salary for a journalist on a newspaper in London is 16k then. Granted broadcast will be slightly higher but as I said this guy isn't long out of journo college and it takes years of experience to attract those higher salaries. But his salary isn't really the point. As a further aside the cost of living has gone up massively in the last few years making journo careers even harder to get into unless you've got family backing.
 
To be honest, a lot of pub prices leave me sick as well, particularly as someone who drinks soft drinks. Probably still more 'value added' than £3.20 for a bowl of cereal, though, and with a broader appeal.
The value added is mostly in the form of the room to drink/eat your cereal in. We'll see if this works. My guess is that it won't. But that doesn't make it an evil idea.
 
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