Poot
My wife thinks I work too hard
Actually I'd have gone with Lizzieloo's response, as I said.Fucking hell
This guy did it completely accidentally. You want to do it on purpose out of some kind of silly revenge.
That's gonna help.
But no, it's not a kind of 'silly revenge' when it happens every day and you have to address it. It's boring. And tedious. And makes you feel small. But your opinion and your advice is not needed unless, as has been pointed out, you have tits and work on a building site.