Battenberg out of Hell?I would do anything for cake, but i won't do that...
Next year maybe.I image it to be an iced side of ham
No beans in a ramekin next to itA FEB cake?
More LSD cakeUnicorn breath and rainbows' kisses?
A bit too Dr zeusA rhyming steak cake?
I once saw aan eat a block of lard in a bap.Lard
I could do with the antacid quality of that todayChalk?
She ate a big wedge of itIt better not be Twiglet
It is not cream cheeseThat icing must be cream cheese, but what's inside it?
Aww I wanted that for my birthdayA bikini clad chihuahua
Haha. That would be good.Aww I wanted that for my birthday
Layers and layers of Gregg's vegan sausage rolls
Is is mashed potatoes covering sausagemeat? BangersnmashcakeIt is not cream cheese
You took the cake right out of my mouth (right out of meatlof cake puns)Battenberg out of Hell?
I'm pretty sure the dog eats better than me.Dog food ?
One ingredient correctBeef wellington encased in mash potato icing?
nopeIs it one of those Swedish cakes that has prawns and bread and mayo?
NopeIf it's crumbled bacon on top I want a small present.
Is it smoked salmon?
No
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