My neighbours are at it again.

[emanymton]

On a walking holiday in Iceland I stayed at a bunkhouse that had been converted from an old farmhouse that was reputed to be haunted by a poltergeist which moved things around.
I washed half a dozen pairs of socks and as there weren't any clothes pegs I tied them on washing line to dry overnight. The next morning they were all on the floor. It hadn't been at all windy so I could only think it might have been the poltergeist.

Speaking of glasses I must need knew ones as I read that as wanking holiday at first.

 

[Pickman's model]

Flavoured crisps?

this thread shows no empathy to peculiar neighbours [/teuchter]

 

[StoneRoad]

Take your pick between aliens, ghosts and burglars.

or maybe just being a bit forgetful ...

 

[emanymton]

or maybe just being a bit forgetful ...

 

[xenon]

Didn't you eventually ascertain that they actually hadn't stolen your battery, and it was an absent-minded mistake?
I'm seeing a pattern emerging

Malicious gaslighting. What are Danny's neighbours paying you?

This goes straight to the top.

 

[Saul Goodman]

If only we knew someone who could hypnotise Danny and help him remember putting the socks in the fridge.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

 

[xenon]

I fear these sinister wrongdoers have more reach than many want to accept. Only yesterday I discovered shocking evidence that one such bad actor as part of an obvious and crude attempt to psychologically undermine right thinkers such as myself and Danny, had drunk the beer I had clearly saved at the back of the fridge and also done something unspeakable in the toilet.

We must stand together against this wickedness. ✌

 

[danny la rouge]

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I was aware of the book Alice Through the Looking Glass for many years before I worked out that a looking glass was a mirror. My paternal granny used to have one of those giant rectanguloid magnifying glasses by her armchair which she used to read the newspaper. I remember other older people having them lying around too. I concluded that this was a looking glass and that assumption worked fine for me for many years.

 

[Saul Goodman]