Greenland, the USA and Britain

[editor]

This is a fascinating video, documenting the multiple times America has tried to buy Greenland and the surprising fact that by law, if Denmark did decide to sell, then they would have to offer the country to the UK first!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

If Denmark sell it we should buy it.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

I hope a 80000 foot penguin emerges from its slumber and slaughters mankind.

 

[Sue]

If Denmark sell it we should buy it.

Keir Starmer's focus-grouped head would literally explode.

 

[bluescreen]

I hope a 80000 foot penguin emerges from its slumber and slaughters mankind.

A penguin would have to come a very long way to do that... I doubt it could be arsed.

UK could offer to buy Greenland but normal trading rules don't apply. If the Don wants it, he'll get it. Law and contract mean nothing. Wave a flag and a gun and you get what you want.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Keir Starmer's focus-grouped head would literally explode.

We could buy it and immediately flog it to China.

 

[tim]

Colonial chess games, which doesn't focus on what Greenlanders themselves want, which is independence.

Q's Greenland is a selection of one minute videos on the country made by a Greenlandic woman not by some smug Englishman.

 

[_Russ_]

This is a fascinating video, documenting the multiple times America has tried to buy Greenland and the surprising fact that by law, if Denmark did decide to sell, then they would have to offer the country to the UK first!

Starmer would/will give it up for a trade deal

 

[ice-is-forming]

Could buy it and flip it

 

[Yossarian]

Could buy it and flip it

It's already got a history of being renamed to make it sound more appealing to outsiders, maybe the people trying to flip it will call it something like Warmland or Clapham Northwest

 

[farmerbarleymow]

It's already got a history of being renamed to make it sound more appealing to outsiders, maybe the people trying to flip it will call it something like Warmland or Clapham Northwest

We could buy it and rename it 'Trump-is-a-Cunt-land' to wind him up.

 

[planetgeli]

Just wait until he renames one of their gulfs "Trump Golf"

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Maybe the rest of the world and media should consistently refer to him as president fart.

 

[Coffeecup]

Denmark to inject almost 2billion into Artic security amongst Trumps Greenland threats.

Denmark to spend €2bn on Arctic security as Trump threatens Greenland

Copenhagen is boosting its military spending and holding talks with European allies as Trump ramps up his expansionist rhetoric. #EuropeNews

www.euronews.com

Denmark looking for support in Europe.

France floated sending troops to Greenland, foreign minister says

The comments came as Denmark’s prime minister travels to Berlin, Paris and Brussels to shore up support from allies.

www.politico.eu

 

[A380]

If Denmark sell it we should buy it.

If Demark sell it we should buy it and give it to Argentina in lieu of the Falklands, just for the laughs…

 

[A380]

It's already got a history of being renamed to make it sound more appealing to outsiders, maybe the people trying to flip it will call it something like Warmland or Clapham Northwest

We should by it and rename the big airbase ‘London Thule Airport’ so Ryan Air could sell flights…

 

[kebabking]

If Demark sell it we should buy it and give it to Argentina in lieu of the Falklands, just for the laughs…

No mate, the epic trolling would be to buy Greenland, call it Argentina and not kill off most of the indigenous people or treat their descendants like third class citizens...

 

[Yossarian]

If Demark sell it we should buy it and give it to Argentina in lieu of the Falklands, just for the laughs…

Trump will lose his shit when the maps say Tierra Verde

 

[ska invita]

Denmark to inject almost 2billion into Artic security amongst Trumps Greenland threats.

My initial thought when I read this was who are they spending 2 bill with? I bet its the US arms companies!