Gateshead Council and their 'scary street lights'

[neonwilderness]

You'd have a ball at the Meat Market, or whatever it's called. I'm sure there is plenty of sordid goings on during the week - neonwilderness might be able to give some tips.

I wouldn't know anything about that sort of thing

 

[Wilf]

Look, I'm getting very anxious now - IS IT SAFE FOR ME TO GO GATESHEAD?

To be honest, I'm in Boro, only 35 miles away from the epicentre of this new threat. My fillings are on edge, the damage has probably been done already.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I wouldn't know anything about that sort of thing

 

[keybored]

What do you reckon about all this, squirrelp?

 

[keybored]

Oh

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Look, I'm getting very anxious now - IS IT SAFE FOR ME TO GO GATESHEAD?

To be honest, I'm in Boro, only 35 miles away from the epicentre of this new threat. My fillings are on edge, the damage has probably been done already.

To be fair, you're probably far more likely to be poisoned living in the Boro with all the chemical plants than experience horrific genetic mutations through the nefarious experiments Gateshead council are running using lampposts as proxies.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

What do you reckon about all this, squirrelp?

Oh

The thread wooden spoon award is yours.

 

[JimW]

Look, I'm getting very anxious now - IS IT SAFE FOR ME TO GO GATESHEAD?

To be honest, I'm in Boro, only 35 miles away from the epicentre of this new threat. My fillings are on edge, the damage has probably been done already.

If a voice tells you to walk towards the light, don't.

 

[neonwilderness]

Look, I'm getting very anxious now - IS IT SAFE FOR ME TO GO GATESHEAD?

To be honest, I'm in Boro, only 35 miles away from the epicentre of this new threat. My fillings are on edge, the damage has probably been done already.

Coming to Gateshead will be like paradise then

 

[fishfinger]

What do you reckon about all this, squirrelp?

They're perma-banned.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Coming to Gateshead will be like paradise then

Relatively speaking. And the difference is marginal at best...

 

[Part 2]

Not scary, just killing small birds...allegedly.

Street light controllers ‘killing sparrows’

 

[neonwilderness]

Relatively speaking. And the difference is marginal at best...

Relative to Boro

Not scary, just killing small birds...allegedly.

Street light controllers ‘killing sparrows’

Well that’s me convinced

 

[Wilf]

I hadn't thought this was an 'official' conspiraloon inspired panic. But, well, who else...
David Icke | 5G Is An International Health Crisis In The Making

 

[Wilf]

They're perma-banned.

First Jazzz and now squirrelp 'unavailable', just at the point that I need a straight answer. Coincidence? I don't think so. Mods, you are playing with lives here - MINE!

 

[cupid_stunt]

I hadn't thought this was an 'official' conspiraloon inspired panic. But, well, who else...
David Icke | 5G Is An International Health Crisis In The Making

It's a growing conspiracy theory, one conspiraloon described 5G as 'more like a total control/weapon system' on a radio forum I keep an eye on, compared the technology to microwave ovens, that he claimed have been banned in Russia since 1976, which is bollocks.

He followed the usual pattern of posting weird youtube clips, and links to loon sites such as www.electricsense.com, which features all sorts of scare stories about existing technology, including the FACT that YOUR cell phone is KILLING YOU SPERM !!11!!1!

The sites features a shop selling fucking expensive EMF protection meters & shielding, etc. such as:

- The Belly Band - it's a microwave (radio frequency) tummy-front shield for expecting mothers, it repels wi-fi, cellphone, microwave oven, CB/TV/FM and other RF radiation. Made from 95% Rayon, 5% Spandex, and RadiaShield® Fabric (a highly conductive Silver textile providing 99.9% RF shielding effectiveness). $59.99

- Desktop Magnetic Shielding Foil - you can wrap the [computer] tower in magnetic shielding foil to greatly reduce magnetic field emissions. Simply wrap it like a birthday present. You can seal the seams with duct tape. Leave some opening for air circulation and access for cables. $24.95 / linear ft.

Sadly they seem to have sold out of tinfoil hats.

 

[gentlegreen]

Not scary, just killing small birds...allegedly.

Street light controllers ‘killing sparrows’

Phew ! So it isn't HAARP by the back door.

 

[gentlegreen]

If you want to see how far this goes ...

A lot of them are clearly mentally ill.

Spoiler: disturbing youtube video

Dr. Katherine Horton - Stop 007

 

[dessiato]

That wasn't natural fog on the Tyne.

And it's mine, all mine.

 

[cupid_stunt]

- The Belly Band - it's a microwave (radio frequency) tummy-front shield for expecting mothers, it repels wi-fi, cellphone, microwave oven, CB/TV/FM and other RF radiation. Made from 95% Rayon, 5% Spandex, and RadiaShield® Fabric (a highly conductive Silver textile providing 99.9% RF shielding effectiveness). $59.99

There's a good article about this "Belly Armor" on The Register site, which rips the piss out of it and ends with the line...

But frankly, if you're the sort of person who is seriously considering the purchase of Belly Armor, you probably already own and wear a hat made of tinfoil. Why don't you simply wrap a length of trusty kitchen aluminium round your midsection, too?

Page 1 - Tinfoil 'radiation shield' maternity wear hits 'Frisco
Page 2 - Tinfoil 'radiation shield' maternity wear hits 'Frisco

I suspect as the government has just auctioned off the spectrum for 5G, we can expect shitloads of looney tunes stuff cropping-up all over the internet.

 

[gentlegreen]

10. Wash your face. Your face is usually the closest part of your body to the screen, and the particles of radiation can attach themselves there.

It might come as a surprise to you to learn that simply washing your face after using the computer can remove the radiation that has settled there.

My 9 Tips To Cut Down On Exposure To Computer Radiation

 

[gentlegreen]

Protect yourself from electromagnetic fields (EMFs)! This $140 device is a "vortex energizer and EMF harmonizer." According to the manufacturer, the device was "developed to balance and harmonize the energetic environment in buildings, counteracting geopathic stress and the effects of electromagnetic radiation, such as generated by computers, TVs and microwave ovens."

Read more: EMFs and Human Health

 

[cupid_stunt]

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Protect yourself from electromagnetic fields (EMFs)! This $140 device is a "vortex energizer and EMF harmonizer." According to the manufacturer, the device was "developed to balance and harmonize the energetic environment in buildings, counteracting geopathic stress and the effects of electromagnetic radiation, such as generated by computers, TVs and microwave ovens."

Read more: EMFs and Human Health

Hang on, these coils are normally sold as 'vortex water energisers', they have them on this site at £149.99 - CIR Vortex Energiser (Copper) | Water Charger & Energizer - Raw Living EU

I love the disclaimer:

It is with regret that we are unable to share with you more information about this product. Various EU legislation forbids us (and all other food business operators) from claiming that these products can offer any possible health benefits. Many of our customers already know about these foods, and come back to us time and time again for their favourite items. We ask customers new and old to do your own research, and to trust Raw Living to provide you and your nearest and dearest with the best quality products at the lowest prices. Thank you for your understanding.

Both &

 

[Wilf]

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Protect yourself from electromagnetic fields (EMFs)! This $140 device is a "vortex energizer and EMF harmonizer." According to the manufacturer, the device was "developed to balance and harmonize the energetic environment in buildings, counteracting geopathic stress and the effects of electromagnetic radiation, such as generated by computers, TVs and microwave ovens."

Read more: EMFs and Human Health

At last, some practical help! Right Gateshead, do yer worst!

 

[LDC]

That bloke in Gateshead has made a video documenting the risks. I defy you to watch it and not laugh (although yes, yes I know it's actually a bit sad)...

"

"See no birds, the only birds we have are seagulls and crows. Larger birds. ... That's not a bird, it's a blue plastic bag. Not a single bird. No birds. Murdered. "

 

[Wilf]

That's not a bird, it's a blue plastic bag. Not a single bird. No birds. Murdered. "

I'd have that blue plastic bag though, like fucking gold dust they are nowadays. 15p? Fuck you Morrisons.

 

[NoXion]

With all the real shit going on in the world right now, it's kind of infuriating that people are finding fake bullshit to get worried about.

Ironic that people will be hurt by 5g signals, but it will be because of the Alex Jones bullshit rather than the emissions themselves.

 

[Dogsauce]

An old friend and former lodger seems to have fallen down this rabbit hole, posting increasingly cranky stuff on fb up to and including chemtrails. She does have some genuine health problems, but is increasingly blaming them on all kinds of nonsense. Just this week she’s had all her fillings changed to non-metallic ones, so her head ‘no longer acts as an antennae’.

I don’t know how you ween people off this stuff, or whether it’s even worth trying, given friendships could be jeopardised.

 

[cupid_stunt]

An old friend and former lodger seems to have fallen down this rabbit hole, posting increasingly cranky stuff on fb up to and including chemtrails. She does have some genuine health problems, but is increasingly blaming them on all kinds of nonsense. Just this week she’s had all her fillings changed to non-metallic ones, so her head ‘no longer acts as an antennae’.

I don’t know how you ween people off this stuff, or whether it’s even worth trying, given friendships could be jeopardised.

Oh dear, that's both sad & expensive.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

At last, some practical help! Right Gateshead, do yer worst!

I hope you read the Ts & Cs for that coil thing. It only works if you stick it up yer arse.