Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Just to be clear, I'm certainly not arguing that he isn't a massive bellend!
Former Billericay owner Glenn Tamplin takes over Romford FC
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baleboy_93
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Looking forward to the "I'll do things differently this time" / "We'll grow sustainably" lines to be trotted out before he announces Sam Deering and Jake Robinson as his first signings with Harry Wheeler as Manager...
#PrayForRomford
scousedom
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Everyone has had a Championship Manager career where they took a team from the lowest league to the top league, won it, resigned, started again with a team in the bottom league and did it all over again and again until boredom / forced retirement set in. He's just doing it without the success bit. Maybe he's less materialistic than we give him credit for?
StephenMac
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And Romford's management team fired the same day. Classy.
They are bottom with 5 points.
Press release 2
A new management team of 4 people have been put in place who have access to players at higher levels, including league two. Some of those players will be available for Saturdays home game against Coggeshall.
Off we go again.
A new management team of 4 people have been put in place who have access to players at higher levels, including league two. Some of those players will be available for Saturdays home game against Coggeshall.
Off we go again.
StephenMac
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Long-serving management team. Yeah, they have 5 points but also no income and have been getting by in Brentwood paying expenses only I gather. Can't see any point in chucking money at players and management (although of course he will) until they get back to Romford. I had sympathy with Billericay last time around, hope it goes to shit this time.
Romford is hideously white. Last time I was there was in a fight on a 248.
Son of Roy
Misses BIG and RMV
LOL! At least when he started at #Rickerty he was signing Vanarama players. This time Romford are in a lower division and he is aiming for division 2 players + Archie (of course). Romford ground share with Brentwood! Perhaps he will go for Messi & Ronaldo on a loan deal worth £50M for 6 weeks! #Tamplinomics.
Makes me laugh even the #Rickerty moderates are slagging him off. They won't be able to compete with Romford's budget. If Glenn sign's Jake Robinson this week he won't be playing against us next weekend!
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Son of Roy
Misses BIG and RMV
Perhaps Romford and Billericay will merge. It would be the perfect solution. We can then have competition to think of a new club name anagram like #essextwatsutd
Pink Panther
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Harry Wheeler as assistant then?
Pink Panther
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Just change the title to "Billeromford".
scousedom
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“Billericay Romford” is an anagram of “Oily FRB crimelord”. Urban dictionary tells me FRB is an abbreviation for “fat rat bastard”.
So that’s my submission.
Son of Roy
Misses BIG and RMV
Excellent work this. More please.
I am loving the Tamplin Bingo on the Romford FC fans unofficial Facebook.
15 new players in one day! Bottom of the Isthmian North. Imagine how delighted the other teams are going to be if Romford win every game to the end of season completely distorting non league football again. For the Romford fans it's marginally better than bankruptcy. They might get a new stadium. They could play on the pitch in Glenn's garden. I know it's not in Romford but the fans will get used to travelling. He could probably build a stadium around it without planning permission. Sorted!
You don't like this? What about changing the name of the club to Tamplin & Sons Metal FC and playing their games in the Cayman Islands?
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hiraethified
There's some very unhappy souls on the FB page and rightly so:
Romford FC Fans Unofficial Forum
Here's that bingo card
Romford FC Fans Unofficial Forum
Here's that bingo card
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
There's some very unhappy souls on the FB page and rightly so:
Romford FC Fans Unofficial Forum
Here's that bingo card
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All they have to do is call him a few names and he'll go off in a sulk to look for the next club.
Son of Roy
Misses BIG and RMV
I love that someone has taken the time to draw the bingo card......and that you are writing about it in Japan or wherever you are.
scousedom
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“Tamplin’s Romford” is “Nimrod’s Platform”.
Son of Roy
Misses BIG and RMV
Romford v Coggeshall is free entry on Saturday and Glenn is going to buy everyone a free drink. The Coggeshall fans want to know if they are getting a free drink too LOL!
cg__
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Tamplin FC vs Olly Murs FC. A proxy war for the struggle between Tamplin and Murs for the place at the top of the Essex Power List
AverageJoe
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Tamplin picks new players
After an intense training session featuring over 30 players, Glenn Tamplin and his coaching staff have completed their first Romford signings.
We welcome to the club
Salim Nassor
Briggs Ojeman
Novell Sony Bruce
Sam Bantick
Jay Bacon
Freddy Moncur
Tyrone Kirunda
Manny Agboola
Germaine Dua
Tambeson Eyong
Mohammed Mahmoud
Jordan Westcott
Akeem Campbell
Joshua Exley Banks
Manager Tamplin said he was pleased with the new squad but still intended to add to it over the next few days, with at least 2 new signings before the weekend.
After an intense training session featuring over 30 players, Glenn Tamplin and his coaching staff have completed their first Romford signings.
We welcome to the club
Salim Nassor
Briggs Ojeman
Novell Sony Bruce
Sam Bantick
Jay Bacon
Freddy Moncur
Tyrone Kirunda
Manny Agboola
Germaine Dua
Tambeson Eyong
Mohammed Mahmoud
Jordan Westcott
Akeem Campbell
Joshua Exley Banks
Manager Tamplin said he was pleased with the new squad but still intended to add to it over the next few days, with at least 2 new signings before the weekend.
Pink Panther
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I recognise a few of those names. Eyong was a squad player at Billericay, Bantick played against us during a brief spell with Tonbridge a coupleof years ago. Moncur has done the rounds. At first glance it doesn't look like a unit to terrorise the division.
scousedom
Well-Known Member
Which one of them is Tamplin junior’s alias? “Sony” Bruce perhaps?
Son of Roy
Misses BIG and RMV
Romford 2 Coggeshall 3. Sack the manager?
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