Film Reviews but the critic left early

[hitmouse]

An easy-to-follow, linear narrative where Naomi Watts plays Betty Elms, Laura Elena Harring plays Rita, and Melissa George plays an actress called Camilla Rhodes.

 

[hitmouse]

Private investigator Sam Spade helps a woman called Ruth Wonderly track down her missing sister.

 

[hitmouse]

A charming tale about the relationship between Philip Marlowe and his cat.

 

[Plumdaff]

After Amy goes missing, her cheating husband Nick appears to be the obvious suspect.

 

[Plumdaff]

Finding they are both disillusioned by modern life, two new pals set up a men's sparring association.

 

[hitmouse]

Harry Goldfarb and his friend Tyrone set up a business venture to help achieve their ambitions. Harry and his loving girlfriend plan to open up a clothing store, and his mum is invited to appear on her favourite television gameshow.

 

[Santino]

Workmanlike but reasonably faithful biopic of activist Malcolm X, which presumably doesn't have insanely long end credits.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

It's endless summer in Nantucket. The police chief has nothing to do.

 

[belboid]

A bandit tricks a samurai and ties him to a tree. Then he seduces the samurais wife and kills the samurai in a duel, making the wife feel ashamed so she rubs away.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Something about some moody samurai guy, and this woman who really digs him, they seem pretty into each other, I guess, but they do have some weird ideas about how to make the perfect boiled egg (probably best not to watch with your gran) but you know, whatever it takes to make the relationship work

 

[Pickman's model]

A bandit tricks a samurai and ties him to a tree. Then he seduces the samurais wife and kills the samurai in a duel, making the wife feel ashamed so she rubs away.

sounds like eraserhead

 

[FridgeMagnet]

A detective in a near-future world, investigating the murder of a wealth creator, gradually develops an obsession with a new variety of food product made from ocean plankton.

 

[Winot]

Resident of Seahaven seems to have a nice uneventful life. Everything’s quite pleasant, albeit a bit dull.

 

[Winot]

Weatherman wakes up to Sonny and Cher and reports on small town festival. That seems to be about it?

 

[hitmouse]

A reasonably faithful adaptation of the Anthony Burgess novel, which resists the temptation to make any great changes to the plot.

 

[hitmouse]

When corpses return to life and begin to eat the living, one man has a gruelling ordeal fighting them off, but manages to survive until people arrive to rescue him.

 

[A380]

TV crew film weather related groundhog ceremony and go home.

 

[Dr. Furface]

After visiting his dad in hospital, college boy Jeffrey is surprised to find a human ear on his walk home.

 

[Raheem]

...the film's title, however, remains an enigma.

(Snakes On a Plane)

 

[Storm Fox]

Historical Sci-fi Flick: American teleports from the South Coast to Hadrian's Wall then to Sherwood Forest.

 

[rekil]

Egged on by a sinister david blaine type, a gang of tiny scotch thugs plus Tim from the office plot to murder an endangered reptile on behalf of the mining industry.

 

[SpookyFrank]

After a silly car chase with lots of product placement, James Bond gets shot with a high-velocity rifle and falls off a viaduct to his death.

 

[Storm Fox]

Documentary has a lot of product placement for Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.

 

[bellaozzydog]

A former soldier returns to his small town to take care of his learning-impaired younger brother and reconciling with a drug dealer.

All time WHOA WTF! film

 

[hitmouse]

You might expect a film set in the US in the late 60s to deal with the Vietnam war, but this film with Robert De Niro and and Christopher Walken makes the unusual decision of being entirely about a wedding.

 

[Flavour]

All time WHOA WTF! film

what film is it?

 

[rekil]

Dead Man's Shoes

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Another delightfully uneventful wedding.

 

[hitmouse]

Dead Man's Shoes

youse two having the same avatar proper tripped me up there.

 

[killer b]

youse two having the same avatar proper tripped me up there.

You've been here long enough to be using the 'no avatars' skin, surely?