Motown_ben
Well-Known Member
So we're off to bestival in a couple of weeks and its my first festival in a long time. So to all you festival types whats your best hints and tips and what items would you not think of going without?
So we're off to bestival in a couple of weeks and its my first festival in a long time. So to all you festival types whats your best hints and tips and what items would you not think of going without?
Bottle opener.
Druqs.
Iv heard that bestival usually has a v heavy police presense so this might be hard, though hopefully not uimpossible
spare battery for phone
This is a good one.
Up the arse.
Or just very well concealed, most of the dogs there arnt actually properly trained sniffer dogs and they are working in an environment where there are to many smells for them to just hone in on one. Its more that the police are just looking for peoples reactions.
Look straight ahead, no eye contact, don't flinch. You'll be fine, or just buy them when you are there.
A little bottle of alcohol handwash is handy as well. The last time I went (2008) the toilets wernt great and they didnt really see the need to locate taps near the toilets.
You'll need a fancy dress (if you're into that sort of thing) and turn up for the drum n bass early as its always packed out.
Of course glass is banned from all uk festivals so I assume you must have some sort of plastic bottles that need opening with an opener.............................
I didn't know that. Last time I went to a festival it wasn't that strict. But thanks for the sarcasm, anyway.
yeah still undecided about the fancy dress, il have to see what % of my mates are doing, dont wannna be the odd one out.
No worries, anyway it was more jokey glib because despite this rule being in place everyone still rocks up with loads of bottles.
I see. Well thank goodness I'm far too old for all that sort of thing. I would hate to arrive at a festival and have to admonish the young folk for flagrant rule-breaking.
Next you'll be telling me chillums are banned.
Weapons are banned too. How u spose to have any fun with no broken bottles to brandish in one hand or sharpened dinner knife in tother.
Brandishing a jagged plastic bottle and a plastic spork just isn't the same.
No worries, anyway it was more jokey glib because despite this rule being in place everyone still rocks up with loads of bottles.
With this in mind, if you are decanting spirits in to plastic bottles, be sure to clearly mark them.
I am sure we all have a story about having a raging hangover and downing what you think is a delicious, thirst quenching, glug of water and it turning out to be *insert clear spirit of choice here*.
With this in mind, if you are decanting spirits in to plastic bottles, be sure to clearly mark them.
I am sure we all have a story about having a raging hangover and downing what you think is a delicious, thirst quenching, glug of water and it turning out to be *insert clear spirit of choice here*.
Urine, Beautiful Days 2009, not what I had hoped really.
You were cooking up k at a festival? You should have gone the whole hog and manufactured some chrystal meth.