Fantasy Football League 2016-17

[butchersapron]

Oh yeah, I forgot it was the battle of the has-beens this week

I took a gamble bringing Grioud in, but it wasn't supposed to be this much of a gamble!

I hope Ibrahimovic is puking his guts up right now - i really need those Crouch points from the bench.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I hope Ibrahimovic is puking his guts up right now - i really need those Crouch points from the bench.

Noooo, the brave and mighty Swede will battle onto the pitch, only to stumble around delirious, bungle an own goal into the Utd net before kung-fu kicking Henderson's head thinking it's the ball, getting himself sent off.

Rashford is then brought on and miraculously scores 4, bagging me all the points.

It's inevitable, when you think about it.

 

[sealion]

I made Kane my captain but somehow it seems my Bournemouth defender was confirmed instead.

 

[marty21]

Played my wild card as my team seemed to be stalling

 

[butchersapron]

Noooo, the brave and mighty Swede will battle onto the pitch, only to stumble around delirious, bungle an own goal into the Utd net before kung-fu kicking Henderson's head thinking it's the ball, getting himself sent off.

Rashford is then brought on and miraculously scores 4, bagging me all the points.

It's inevitable, when you think about it.

Twadry little man, It's going to be rashford not playing that wins.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Twadry little man, It's going to be rashford not playing that wins.

As long as Ibra gets you a bonus point or two. Otherwise Capoue comes off my bench for Rashford and gives me three, to win by one!

Ibra's gonna get points, ain't he?

 

[butchersapron]

As long as Ibra gets you a bonus point or two. Otherwise Capoue comes off my bench for Rashford and gives me three, to win by one!

Ibra's gonna get points, ain't he?

If so, it'll be one. You can click on the games for ongoing BP stuff btw. So you'll win by one or draw.

 

[Lord Camomile]

If so, it'll be one. You can click on the games for ongoing BP stuff btw. So you'll win by one or draw.

Yeah, I saw that but still wasn't quite clear on how to interpret. I reckon it'll be another draw

 

[butchersapron]

Barstard.

It still doesn't feel right, Me, bottom the table.

 

[marty21]

Better week ,68 points . Should climb the H2H league which is very tight . 5th in the main league which isn't too shabby.

 

[butchersapron]

Yeah, I saw that but still wasn't quite clear on how to interpret. I reckon it'll be another draw

Draw it is, Giroud on for one more minute and sweet sweet victory..

 

[Lord Camomile]

Draw it is, Giroud on for one more minute and sweet sweet victory..

...would have been mine, as he's my captain

 

[butchersapron]

...would have been mine, as he's my captain

That's what i meant. After all your moaning. A victory for the little man.

 

[Lord Camomile]

That's what i meant. After all your moaning. A victory for the little man.

Ah, sorry, I thought you meant because you had him.

Now, if the league were all about moaning...

 

[big eejit]

You lucky lucky devil...a defender playing MF two goals and poss clean sheet

Lucky my arse. I took a hit to transfer out Kane for Costa and Pedro for Ali. Fuck my luck.

I almost wildcarded out Alonso when Costa got dropped, but stopped myself due to lack of info re new Chelsea defence.

So some good judgement following some bastard luck.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Can someone loan me £0.4m? I'm good for it.

 

[elbows]

Combinations of form and fixtures caused me a massive bench dilemma this week - phew, got away with it, benched Lallana and killed off that horrible nagging doubt early

edit - the logic I used was a combination of time of fixtures (for my own enjoyments sake), not being entirely convinced by Liverpool without Mane, Lallanas points in previous couple of fixtures and Swansea having a new manager.

Of course my joy could always be undone if someone I havent benched gets sent off and maybe ends up with negative points but hey ho, I will enjoy the moment and also well done Swansea for showing great spirit.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

don't forget the deadline for midweek games - 1845 tuesday 31.1.17

 

[big eejit]

Oh dat Costa.

 

[Lord Camomile]

One fucking point

Fuck this shit.

 

[big eejit]

butchersapron plays bench boost and gets 36 points off the bench? Masterstroke.

 

[big eejit]

Duplicado!

 

[butchersapron]

butchersapron plays bench boost and gets 36 points off the bench? Masterstroke.

Got me 83rd in the whole overall gameweek competition as well. Pretty sure that's my best ever GW rank.

 

[big eejit]

 

[Lord Camomile]

If any of you captained Kane this week, you disgust me

 

[marty21]

FFS , played triple captain , Ibrahimovic scores -1 which is tripled to -3

 

[big eejit]

FFS , played triple captain , Ibrahimovic scores -1 which is tripled to -3

Genius! Lucky he wasn't sent off!

 

[marty21]

Genius! Lucky he wasn't sent off!

He ran into his elbow ffs

 

[marty21]

Meanwhile , my opponent has also played triple captain on 2 game aguero

 

[marty21]

I'm a disgrace this weekend