I know, I know, I know - loads of people loved it. Apparently the story was great. I, however, am a bit shit at games (or at least action games, or action components in games), and couldn't get through it. So I don't know what the story was, just that I paid good money for something where I died a lot and couldn't do it, because I have slow reactions, poor co-ordination, and I'm shit. Go on and gloat. I'm sure it might have been great, if I'd been able to play it (and yes, I was on the easiest difficulty setting). Go on and ridicule me, I'm used to it.