Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[Yuwipi Woman]

Firm announces four-year cruise for Americans looking to escape Trump

Villa Vie Residences, based in Florida, announced the new 'Skip Forward' excursions this past Thursday - hours after Trump's second term in office was solidified with a win.

www.dailymail.co.uk

"A company is offering a four-year-long cruise for customers looking to escape the upcoming Donald Trump presidency."

I like the idea, but besides being too expensive for most of us, these things tend to lag in execution. Two years from now, we'll be reading about how it all turned into another Fyre festival.

 

[quiet guy]

Firm announces four-year cruise for Americans looking to escape Trump

Villa Vie Residences, based in Florida, announced the new 'Skip Forward' excursions this past Thursday - hours after Trump's second term in office was solidified with a win.

www.dailymail.co.uk

"A company is offering a four-year-long cruise for customers looking to escape the upcoming Donald Trump presidency."

They'll end up stuck outside of Belfast like the last lot

 

[Serene]

Wrong thread. Moved.

 

[WouldBe]

They'll end up stuck outside of Belfast like the last lot

Would be worse if they were stuck off marelago.

 

[krtek a houby]

They'll end up stuck outside of Belfast like the last lot

Would quite enjoy that

 

[two sheds]

have we had this?

 

[krtek a houby]

have we had this?

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Variations on, but it's worth the repetition and schadenfreude

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[krtek a houby]

Is Trump a leopard now?

 

[Ax^]

that is a face eating leopard

he going to struggle to keep the weight off for the next 4 years

 

[krtek a houby]

that is a face eating leopard

he going to struggle to keep the weight off for the next 4 years

Because he's eating leopard faces?

 

[Ax^]

i'm guessing you never seen this tweet before

 

[two sheds]

I've seen reports of an increase in divorce applications with Democrat women not pleased with their hubbies votes, and of a company saying there'll be no bonuses this year because they need to buy in materials before the tariffs come in.

 

[Ax^]

Have seen quite a few reports of Trump voter shocked that family, partners and friends are not feeling very forgiving for them voting direct against the best interests of other people..
and we not even got to the bad part where trump is in power.. the leopards eating peoples faces party is going to be getting a hell of lot of new members over the next few years

 

[emanymton]

I've seen reports of an increase in divorce applications with Democrat women not pleased with their hubbies votes, and of a company saying there'll be no bonuses this year because they need to buy in materials before the tariffs come in.

Yeah I've heard those. But how many of those divorces are there? Not a lot I expect and I bet most of those marriages where on the rocks anyway.

As for the canceled bonus, it sounds more like the company taking advantage of the situation to screw over ther workers.

 

[krtek a houby]

i'm guessing you never seen this tweet before

Ah, it does seem vaguely familiar, now that you mention it

 

[two sheds]

Yeah I've heard those. But how many of those divorces are there? Not a lot I expect and I best most of those marriages where on the rocks anyway.

As for the canceled bonus, it sounds more like the company taking advantage of the situation to screw over ther workers.

No I really can't see a business doing something unethical like that

 

[emanymton]

No I really can't see a business doing something unethical like that

The tariff issue has become a bit of a bugbear of mine. There are loads of examples of people making fun of Trump supporters for not understanding that the tarif is paid by the American company not the foreign company. And I'm sure that's true they don't understand and I'm all for laughing at them. And I'm sure that if Trump goes ahead with the tariffs, which he may well not do it will drive inflation up.

But the people pointing and laughing either ignore or don't understand that the US companies can and will try to push some or all of the extra costs onto their suppliers. So invariably so of the burden of higher tariffs will be outside the US.

 

[two sheds]

Yes good points. It'll be interesting to see the results of American bullying of countries who try to respond with their own tariffs on the US which will doubtless be seen as tantamount to an unprovoked declaration of war.

 

[breadandcircuse]

have we had this?

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I thought he had always lived in his mother's basement?

 

[Ax^]

 

[Cloo]

 

[krtek a houby]

That looks like the Diet on the right, so it would be quite the self defeating appointment should our favourite kaiju get the gig.

 

[Yossarian]

 

[WouldBe]

I want to know what job he's saving for Hannibal Lecter.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I want to know what job he's saving for Hannibal Lecter.

Food Standards

 

[Yossarian]

 

[krtek a houby]

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Which one?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

FFS

Florida liberal arts college reinstates ‘wokeness’ course amid furore

Course set to be taught by controversial British ‘anti-woke’ media commentator Andrew Doyle

www.theguardian.com