Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

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someone else pointed out all those MAGA types are going to have to scrape the anti-Biden messages off their cars

 

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Republicans slam “ageist attacks" against oldest presidential candidate in US history – The Chaser

"These attacks on his mental capacity are not in the spirit of a Presidential race," said one senator

chaser.com.au

 

[Yossarian]

 

[Wolveryeti]

JD Vance is the first US VP pick to admit having fucked a latex glove secured by a crease in a sofa. In his defence, it was a long time ago and he has now moved on to (mostly willing) animate objects.

 

[emanymton]

JD Vance is the first US VP pick to admit having fucked a latex glove secured by a crease in a sofa. In his defence, it was a long time ago and he has now moved on to (mostly willing) animate objects.

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At least it wasn't a pigs head.

 

[krtek a houby]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I will continue to post his tweets

 

[CH1]

Lizzo stucker oar in today.

 

[chandlerp]

The Brains Truss

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Lizzo stucker oar in today.

To be fair to Loony Liz, if there's one thing she's an expert on its being unimpressive and unable to do the job.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

zinger!

 

[JimW]

JD Vance is the first US VP pick to admit having fucked a latex glove secured by a crease in a sofa. In his defence, it was a long time ago and he has now moved on to (mostly willing) animate objects.

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Had to check this out and sadly a joke (No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions), but this is glorious:

 

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Donald Trump and Japan's First Lady who pretended not to speak English to avoid talking to him


One comment: She has a phd in english literature and linguistics.

Another comment (accusation rather than fact so far): She is also an ultra-right wing racist bigot: Shinzo Abe and wife accused of giving cash to ultra-nationalist school

for her tactics in this case though

 

[Karl Masks]

To be fair to Loony Liz, if there's one thing she's an expert on its being unimpressive and unable to do the job.

Did he address her as "prime minister"?

 

[Karl Masks]

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Did he address her as "prime minister"?

Yeah, in the US former presidents are frequently referred to as ‘president’ for some reason, they probably think the same thing applies to UK PMs.

 

[Karl Masks]

Yeah, in the US former presidents are frequently referred to as ‘president’ for some reason, they probably think the same thing applies to UK PMs.

crazy situation indeed

 

[Cloo]

 

[JimW]

 

[Rompipalle]

This popped up as one of my Facebook memories from 5 years ago, just as Boris Johnson had stepped into the role of PM here.

Johnson may well be an irrelevance here now, but the description of Trump applies more than ever… and should remain a salutary lesson to us all.

 

[chandlerp]

Donald Trump and Japan's First Lady who pretended not to speak English to avoid talking to him
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One comment: She has a phd in english literature and linguistics.

Another comment (accusation rather than fact so far): She is also an ultra-right wing racist bigot: Shinzo Abe and wife accused of giving cash to ultra-nationalist school

for her tactics in this case though

That's the first picture showing his true height.

 

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Trump is sunk

Vance's 'childless cat ladies' comment sparks uproar from Swift fans: 'Armageddon is coming'

Old footage of JD Vance criticizing \

eu.usatoday.com

"When it hits you that Taylor Swift is childless and has cats... The armageddon is coming for him," one X user posted Tuesday night.

Earlier this year, Time Magazine played into Swift's cat ownership pride when it named her Person of the Year.

Her one request for the 2024 photoshoot: "Can I bring my cat?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Trump is sunk

Vance's 'childless cat ladies' comment sparks uproar from Swift fans: 'Armageddon is coming'

Old footage of JD Vance criticizing \

eu.usatoday.com

Yeah, that sort of comment from Vance probably gets a few smirks down the country club, but the fact that he thinks it will resonate with the wider electorate just shows how rookie he is at this. It also draws attention to his and Trump's misogyny and support for forced births.

 

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As does this from his cronies:

Texas woman's lawsuit after being jailed on murder charge over abortion can proceed, judge rules

A federal judge has ruled that a Texas woman who was jailed and charged with murder over self-managing an abortion in 2022 can move forward with her lawsuit. U.S.

apnews.com

 

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https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4790269-harris-voter-registration/

Almost 40,000 people registered to vote in the 48 hours after President Biden announced he was suspending his reelection campaign and endorsing Vice President Harris, Vote.org said.Vote.org also said the new voter registration numbers top last September, when Taylor Swift urged her followers to register, which resulted in 34,000 new voters in a 48-hour period.
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Since Harris announced she would be running, young Democrats and Generation Z voters have shown enthusiasm in backing her campaign against former President Trump.

Revenge of the Cat Lady?

 

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