Essential Trump/Alt-Right Ridicule Thread

[existentialist]

Thought the same about you, tbh

I don't think Dwyer is beaming ANYWHERE...

 

[krtek a houby]

I don't think Dwyer is beaming ANYWHERE...

He's got a beaming smile, every thread he makes first contact with

 

[spring-peeper]

Donald Trump secretly an elite athlete, would ‘destroy’ top UFC fighter — ‘That guy has knuckles like lunchboxes’​

Donald Trump is too old to compete in MMA.

That should come as a sigh of relief to the top combatants in UFC, who would probably get destroyed by the former U.S. President. That’s according to welterweight title challenger Colby Covington, who lauds Trump as the superior fighter.

“He is my good friend, it’s not like I was just meeting up with him every couple of months,” Covington told Mirror Fighting. “I was at his house in Mar-a-Lago a couple of weeks ago. I call him regularly to ask him about a gameplan. He’s given me great coaching advice for this fight. Trump is the better fighter, that guy has knuckles like lunchboxes.”

“That guy is so big that he would destroy me if we fought,” Covington added. “I have the most important and famous person on planet earth coming to my fights to watch me front row. Who does Leon (Edwards) have? Does he have the royal family, Paddington the Bear, or Mary f****ng Poppins coming? Leon is a nobody, he is the B-side and I’m the A-side.”

Expect Trump (or his body double) to be “front row” when Covington challenges Leon Edwards for the welterweight title atop the UFC 296 pay-per-view (PPV) event this Sat. night (Dec. 16, 2023) at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Covington blames political bias, anti-Trump sentiment for UFC 296 loss

If it wasn’t for anti-Trump forces in the Nevada commission, Covington believes he would have won a 48-47 decision over Leon Edwards.

www.mmamania.com

“I thought the third, fourth and fifth rounds were mine,” Covington said. “The fifth was mine, easily. Fourth, I thought was mine too, and I thought I did enough in the third. He didn’t put any damage on me. He got a couple of low kicks, but then I started checking them at the end. So I thought I had the win and did enough.”

“The judges never favor me,” he added. “They hate me because I support Trump, and everybody hates Trump in this building, so ... it is what it is. Life goes on.”

 

[chandlerp]

I wonder if Giuliani is aware that, if he intends to appeal that ruling, the laws of that state require the full amount be held as a bond while the appeal is heard. in other words he won't be able to appeal. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

I wonder if Giuliani is aware that, if he intends to appeal that ruling, the laws of that state require the full amount be held as a bond while the appeal is heard. in other words he won't be able to appeal. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Maybe Trump will stump up for him. He's well known for looking out for others after all.

 

[two sheds]

Reddit comment:

Wild. This suggests that an FBI agent who had been compromised by a Russian oligarch helped cover up Trump's relationship with Russia and thus sabotaged Hillary Clinton's 2016 campaign

 

[Karl Masks]

Jesus Christ, Mr. Sulu's still at it. I thought he'd beamed up years ago.

Just him and Shatner at this point

Until Elon finds a way to have them both destroyed

 

[krtek a houby]

Roseanne Barr seems to be struggling with reality

Roseanne Screams About Stalinist Nazi Caliphate Conspiracy

Even her MAGA audience seemed to be taken aback by the rant.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[phildwyer]

 

[GroovySunday]

Roseanne Barr seems to be struggling with reality

Roseanne Screams About Stalinist Nazi Caliphate Conspiracy

Even her MAGA audience seemed to be taken aback by the rant.

www.thedailybeast.com

The republicans are definitely more interesting and entertaining than the democrats on the whole. Although Fetterman and Sanders have been pretty good value of late.

 

[petee]

The republicans are definitely more interesting and entertaining than the democrats on the whole.

 

[Ax^]

The republicans are definitely more interesting and entertaining than the democrats on the whole. Although Fetterman and Sanders have been pretty good value of late.

farrage , the Tory and now the republican party

so will you last past boxing day

*shakes magic 8ball

outlook not favourable

well shiiiiitt

 

[spring-peeper]

The republicans are definitely more interesting and entertaining than the democrats on the whole.

I agree.

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[Dogsauce]

farrage , the Tory and now the republican party

so will you last past boxing day

*shakes magic 8ball

outlook not favourable

well shiiiiitt

Anyone got a lettuce?

 

[Ax^]

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Just him and Shatner at this point

Until Elon finds a way to have them both destroyed

 

[krtek a houby]

The republicans are definitely more interesting and entertaining than the democrats on the whole. Although Fetterman and Sanders have been pretty good value of late.

Goodbye Groovy Sunday
Who could hang a name on you
When you change with every new day
Still I'm going to miss you

 

[two sheds]

Judge Orders Immediate Enforcement of Georgia Election Workers’ $146 Million Verdict Against Giuliani

Wednesday's decision cited Giuliani's history as an 'uncooperative litigant,' his mounting debts from other cases, and concerns that he will 'conceal his assets.'

themessenger.com

Wonder if that will make any difference, Alex Jones litigants take note ...

 

[Yossarian]

Google searches listed in a charging document against a Capitol riot defendant

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Giuliani’s filed for bankruptcy

Lol

 

[Nylock]

It's funny but otoh, that slimy fuckwit has only done it to avoid paying out.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Literally how the American Revolution started.

 

[Ax^]

tbf the should just eject texas from the USA

jebus one of them stub their toe in the morning and they are talking about succeeding

let them be a shitty little country

 

[two sheds]

Giuliani’s filed for bankruptcy

Lol

oops

 

[Ax^]

 

[two sheds]

Bit more detail, does sound careless

Former Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani files for bankruptcy protection, lists more than $100 million in debts

Rudy Giuliani served as the lead campaign lawyer for Donald Trump on the heels of Trump's 2020 election loss to President Joe Biden.

www.cnbc.com

Giuliani’s filing estimates he has assets worth between $1 million and $10 million and estimated current liabilities of between $100 million and $500 million. A worksheet in the filing lists his current actual debts at $151.8 million.

While the defamation judgment is the lion’s share of that total, Giuliani also declared he has nearly $1 million in debt to the IRS and New York State Department of Taxation and Finance for unpaid taxes, and that he owes several million dollars in debts to various law firms.

Giuliani was sued in September by his former lawyer Robert Costello for $1.36 million in unpaid legal fees dating back to late 2019.

The list of nonsecured creditors in the new filing includes plaintiffs currently suing him, among them the Dominion and Smartmatic election machine companies, President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden, and former Giuliani employee Noelle Dunphy, who accuses him of

Eta: full list here

Broke Giuliani Files for Bankruptcy, Lists Every Person He Owes Money To

Rudy Giuliani has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, days after being hit with a $148 million judgment in a defamation lawsuit.

newrepublic.com

 

[petee]

Eta: full list here

Broke Giuliani Files for Bankruptcy, Lists Every Person He Owes Money To

Rudy Giuliani has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, days after being hit with a $148 million judgment in a defamation lawsuit.

newrepublic.com

I'd forgotten this:

"Giuliani owes money to Daniel Gill, a man who was charged with assault after he approached Giuliani last year in a Staten Island grocery store, slapped him on the back, and said, “What’s up scumbag?" "

 

[two sheds]

I'm sure he'll revise his opinion of trump because of that