Endorse it in Dorset Festival 2008 (with ADDED POLL!)
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Looby
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Last year, Sparklefish went for a wee in her pj's and on the way out of the loo she skidded. It resulted in the back of her being splished in mud.
On the way back to the tent, she was about half a mile away hollering at me ' I skidded up and it looks like I shat meself, but its only mud'... For the benefit of anyone else in eye/ear shot.
It did look like poo splatters.
This year's gonna be fab, I can't wait.
Onket
Je suis [CONTENT REMOVED]
Alright! I promise I won't poo anywhere that's not a loo
Haaa!!
That's you told!!This is a grown up's festival for sensible pooers. There's nothing for you here.
Flounder
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The sun is going to shine but beware Onket, I am bringing a suitcase as I never had enough changes of clothes last year. I think instead of a frock on the Sunday it will have to be three of four flashy outfits over the course of the day.
Then again, how do you iron in a field?
Will flounder have an ironing board somewhere?
Well of course! Just not inside my speedos.
but sadly no iron
If I make it ...
Including my breaking the apparantly Urban-obligatory 'men in frocks' rule at this one
Yer'll all have to do with me in me shorts again
Oh and drugz combined with cider/beer/etc. for breakfast, normal!
Including my breaking the apparantly Urban-obligatory 'men in frocks' rule at this one
Yer'll all have to do with me in me shorts again
Oh and drugz combined with cider/beer/etc. for breakfast, normal!
Idaho
blah blah blah
I didn't think the toilets were that bad at Endorse it. The trick is to time your motions for 8am just after the shit truck has been and/or about 6/7pm when you are a little anithetised to the toilets not being the highest standard, but have not been ruined by an evening of drunkards.
Looby
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The toilets were the best portaloos I've ever seen for the most part.
Sunray
Its sunny somewhere.
Including my breaking the apparantly Urban-obligatory 'men in frocks' rule at this one
Yer'll all have to do with me in me shorts again
Oh and drugz combined with cider/beer/etc. for breakfast, normal!
What makes you think you can get away with that?
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
There's no fucking way I'm wearing a bloody frock.
Well if you want to be different that's entirely up to you!
I feel a trawl round the charidee shops a-calling me this weekend
Flounder
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The best thing about Ladies Day, was that originally it was for the ladies to dress up in posh frocks ( following Ffi's Hen night). Blokes dressed in suits, Ladies in frocks - it was a bit of a giggle to have a load of punks/festival types all looking " respectable".Then all of a sudden the blokes decide to dress in frocks and the whole thing has taken on a life of its own.
Bloody marvellous it is too, the way people have taken it on to be their own - but by no means compulsary
Bloody marvellous it is too, the way people have taken it on to be their own - but by no means compulsary
madamv
Oi! With the poodle already
- but by no means compulsary
Oi! Take that comment out now, you'll spoil all our fun.
I wouldn't mind dressing up smart in Sunday Best actually -- I have a new silk tie from a wedding I went to last Saturday, more than one fancy waistcoat and a quality shirt somewhere, all I'd also need is some natty trousers ....
Sod the 'frocks'!
Sod the 'frocks'!
beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
*Miss Daisy*
Suck a Big Hairy....
dont think i'm gonna go now,
TopCat
Putin fanboy
Let them have their clothing sillyness, we'll just find a not so quiet corner somewhere and take drugs
I have heard it alledged that you sport a tankard sir! In a leather holder?
That is worse than a wearing a silk dress!!
I look forward to meeting up with you for this bees, we could find the homeopathy tent and whilst munted play with them?
Looby
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moonsi til
worked it out now!
I will definetly be wearing dresses which will most likely be covered in sequins...and will be getting merry on cocktails. Im hoping my BF will come along too as he has a cocktail cabinet in his campervan
spanglechick
High Empress of Dressing Up
Ok - was trying to surprise Monkeygrinder with the tickets for this for our anniversary later this month - but he started asking about going last night, so i had to tell him.
Anyway, the cat is out of the bag. We are coming! Hurrah!
Personally, I'm not sure about frockage, but I do think beehives might be a way to turn the negative of unwashed hair into a positive.
Anyway, the cat is out of the bag. We are coming! Hurrah!
Personally, I'm not sure about frockage, but I do think beehives might be a way to turn the negative of unwashed hair into a positive.
Looby
Well-Known Member
Ok - was trying to surprise Monkeygrinder with the tickets for this for our anniversary later this month - but he started asking about going last night, so i had to tell him.
Anyway, the cat is out of the bag. We are coming! Hurrah!
Personally, I'm not sure about frockage, but I do think beehives might be a way to turn the negative of unwashed hair into a positive.
I wash mine every day.
Yours is a lot longer than mine though so won't be as easy I guess.
*Miss Daisy*
Suck a Big Hairy....
Why?
same old same old - probably not worth the hassle, I'll re-evaluate a bit closer to the festie but at the moment i am cutting off me nose to spite my face as the saying goes,,,
