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Endorse it in Dorset Festival 2008 (with ADDED POLL!)

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Better safe than sorry tbh, and something to slip on quick to pop to the loo at night (gets quite slippy round there!).
 
Last year, Sparklefish went for a wee in her pj's and on the way out of the loo she skidded. It resulted in the back of her being splished in mud.

On the way back to the tent, she was about half a mile away hollering at me ' I skidded up and it looks like I shat meself, but its only mud'... For the benefit of anyone else in eye/ear shot. :D
 
:) i had afew scarey moments regarding the loo's:(

worst was when i had the dizzys which was making me feel sick - thought it would be best to go to the loo and get it out of the way (sick)
ran to loo - openned door ready to throw openned my eyes to the madness inside - poo poo everywhere!!!:mad::( up the walls on the floors - was 'orrible
The brisk morning walk back to my tent sorted out me dizzyness

also, encountered a few loos which were not only full with poo but it was obvious that more people had had more poos on top of the heap of poo already there:( i did not like that very much either.
 
:) i must sat tho that i was well impressed with the loos being cleaned every morning:cool:

and that i didnt do any poos at the festie just so you know it wasnt me doing the poos upon poos thing :)
 
thats my plans for a fireside sculpture crafted solely from shit scuppered then :mad:

*goes back to the drawing board to come up with other campsite decorations*

*buys huge industrial bottle of detol*

You will be anti bac'd before entering the tent, i might set up one of them showers like you get during foot and mouth outbreaks.
 
The trick is to eat just enough to keep you alive & then neatly produce one small poo at the end of the 3 days.

Nonsense - hearty breakfasts with lots of eggs to bung you up nicely.

Then coffee, beer and spliff.

Then you have no choice but to go, and it's such a blessed relief when you get to the front of the queue you just don't care :oops:
 
So long as its not your own tent :cool:

yeah but you usually have to walk through tent in the dark to find your own tent - asides from watching for tent string, drunk people, puke pools and random food stores, you don't wanna have to look out for poo in the dark...
 
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