eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Griff]

Last night had some right lulz.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She mentioned ice-cream, but how is that a clue?

On Valentine's Night, Shirley set her up with someone. Heather realised it was a set-up and pulled someone else I think, but can't remember. Someone hands her her lucky ice-cream lid (I think it might have had a picture of George Michael or something but again, can't quite remember), but the person handing it to her, well that's a mystery as the face isn't shown.

Can't remember who featured in that episode, so it could be the guy she picked up or whoever featured in that episode.

Am going to google to see if I can find out

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

ah, come on, some of it is comedy gold! Shirley buying some unindentified bag of drugs (looked a bit yellow, fuck knows what it was) to sell, so she could pay the rent, then leaving it in her ice cream van (who buys an ice cream van in autumn???), then Pat and Peggy getting bladdered on ice cold vodca, in the ice-cream-van/ambulance, finding the drugs, thinking it was sherbet and then NOT taking it!!!

WTF???



The dad must be Phill, when he was going through his relapse? Or maybe Darren, drunk and sexually frustrated? There's no way it's Billy. Doubt it's Minty. Whoever it was they were legless when it happened

My money's on Darren. Something has to happen to ruin his engagement

Although Gary's a possible? Was he around then?

 

[Griff]

My money's on Darren. Something has to happen to ruin his engagement

Surely not Darren?

 

[tarannau]

Soaps are definitely going downhill. When I was a nipper it was all about Dallas and Who Shot JR? Now it's come down to who's boffed Heather

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She mentioned ice-cream, but how is that a clue?

ah,here's what happened according to Digital Spy

It's thought that her pregnancy stems from that night in R&R in February when we saw Heather snogging the face of a mystery man called Eddie, who she was led to believe was a male escort that her best mate Shirley (Linda Henry) had hired.

However, it turned out that Eddie wasn't the gigolo and before anyone could tell her, he'd made a sharp exit, never to be seen since. Heather, meanwhile, wound up locking herself in a cubicle in R&R's toilets where a mystery person's hand passed her missing lucky George Michael yoghurt pot lid beneath the stall door.

 

[Griff]

Now it's come down to who's boffed Heather

I was hoping we would have found out last night.

Whoever it was is in for a fucking shock and a half.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Surely not Darren?

or Gary

Saturday, 14 February 2009

Dawns Shock admission at Garry's Memorial Service!

Dawn's hit for six when she gives a speech at a memorial service for Garry - and he turns up in the middle of it!

Garry's gobsmacked too, as he walks in to hear Dawn say she'd always loved him.

The pair end up sleeping together, before sharing a romantic breakfast!

The week begins with the Square's residents in shock, following the news that the missing mechanic's car had been left at a notorious suicide spot.

"At first, Dawn thinks Garry's just gone off on a bender because she turned his latest marriage proposal down," says Kara Tointon, who plays Dawn. "Even when the police find his car, she still doesn't believe he'd do anything to harm himself.

"But then Darren tells her Garry left a message on the answerphone saying he would always love her, and Minty reveals Garry tried to kill himself once before.

Then he reappears but I'm not sure the dates add up

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

However

Charlie Hawkins rang his mum after having his first pint in the legendary Queen Vic.

The 'EastEnders' actor - who turns 18 on St. Valentine's Day - was delighted when his character Darren Miller celebrated his landmark birthday, as it meant he was finally allowed to have a beverage in the BBC soap's famous pub.

and he got thoroughly pissed that night from what I remember

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Soaps are definitely going downhill. When I was a nipper it was all about Dallas and Who Shot JR? Now it's come down to who's boffed Heather

It was Kristin

 

[Griff]

Oh no poor Darren.

Jesus man, what have you done?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh no poor Darren.

Jesus man, what have you done?

or Gary?

 

[1927]

Make of this what you will, o my people...but I've just got from a paer shop, where a cover of TV Now! or somesuch caught my eye, featuring as it did the headline "Ronnie's Shock Reunion!" and a picture of....Danielle!

Who was it as a matter of interest?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Who was it as a matter of interest?

Ronnie's shock return?

I didn't know she'd been away

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

the door will open, no face will be seen and the music will roll

That's my betting

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

hahahaha

 

[madzone]

Oh how fucking ridiculous was that?

 

[Callie]

!!!!

 

[Geri]

hahahaha

Like - how?!

 

[Random One]

WTF darren?!?!

 

[madzone]

That's it. Me and eastenders are on rocky ground. That's just daft.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

OMG! WuRst EastendeRs pl0t EVAH!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Like - how?!

May I refer you to Post No.s 242 and 249

 

[Jeff Robinson]

OMG! WuRst EastendeRs pl0t EVAH!

Korrektion - sekond wuRst. who rEmemberS that st0opid as fuK 9/11 aniversary 1 on the subway - "don't U no wot dAy it is?"

 

[Callie]

Like - how?!

Well it was explained to me by the use of a pink robot and a blue robot.

Something along the lines of when a boy robot and a girl robit love each other very much the boy robot might squirt sperms inside the girl robot where she lays an internal egg onto an internal cushion called a uterus. The egg and sperms combine and a baby robot grows.

I'm not sure I believe it myself but apparently its true.

 

[Geri]

He hasn't even gone through puberty though!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Well it was explained to me by the use of a pink robot and a blue robot.

Something along the lines of when a boy robot and a girl robit love each other very much the boy robot might squirt sperms inside the girl robot where she lays an internal egg onto an internal cushion called a uterus. The egg and sperms combine and a baby robot grows.

I'm not sure I believe it myself but apparently its true.

Well that can't be right. Darren and Heather don't love each other very much. I think someone's told you porkies

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

He hasn't even gone through puberty though!

ah, but he was an adult on the day the dirty deed was done

 

[Random One]

Like - how?!

i'm still with this ^^^

 

[Callie]

I don't think theyre robots either damned lies! LIES!!!