eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Minnie_the_Minx]

i'm still with this ^^^

There's this thing you see, Shirley explained it as a "tiny winkle". Tiny winkle is put somewhere and a baby is made

Judging by the shape of them, I'm guessing the ear

 

[Ceej]

He hasn't even gone through puberty though!

He's about 11, isn't he? How old is Heather? That mate of hers is about 60!
All a bit unpleasant, tbh.

Not that I watch Eastenders, obviously.

 

[free spirit]

benders had me in stitches with this...


my money was on Phil

 

[Geri]

It's like a Yorkshire terrier getting it on with a Great Dane.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's like a Yorkshire terrier getting it on with a Great Dane.

or Great Dame?

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Oh no poor Darren.

Jesus man, what have you done?

Heather, on valentines day apparently

 

[DotCommunist]

PMSL never! my money was solidly on Minty

 

[IC3D]

Heather, on valentines day apparently

Shame they don't have an Eastenders Late like with Hollyoaks, that would be a steamy episode

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

hollyoaks is such a pile of crap though.... I cant honestly believe C4 still make it when they could have kept brookside on for its token soap offering

 

[dynamicbaddog]

hollyoaks is such a pile of crap though.... I cant honestly believe C4 still make it when they could have kept brookside on for its token soap offering

I miss Brookie

 

[rollinder]

Well it was explained to me by the use of a pink robot and a blue robot.

Something along the lines of when a boy robot and a girl robit love each other very much the boy robot might squirt sperms inside the girl robot where she lays an internal egg onto an internal cushion called a uterus. The egg and sperms combine and a baby robot grows.

I'm not sure I believe it myself but apparently its true.

I think I have that [strike]manga[/strike] book

lol at the bit where it looked like she was telling the baby about his dad Billy, "he's not really very brave and he sometimes makes a mess...but that's alright because he's a bear...called Paddington"

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

actually i think i have that book too

it had a load of wierd robots in it

the sex one was just the wierdes


the digestion one was fairly cool

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

Im enjoying the 'sam' stuff which is brewing..... can see some great comedy moments happening in the next few weeks

 

[Awesome Wells]

Is darren really the father of heather's baby? I can't believe I'm that curious, but the whole notion is so utterly offensive I must know.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Aren't 'stenders taking this whole forgiveness thing abit too far? I'm all for restorative justice but I think it's a bit much to portray Denise as some sort of fascist for not wanting anything to do with the bloke that beat her up for years and then tried to murder her daughter.

 

[_angel_]

Has Denise had some kind of cosmetic surgery (eye bags??) she looks different.

 

[Pigeon]

Who was it as a matter of interest?

It was Dead Daughter Danielle. Though she never actually did reappear, possibly mkaing said magazine even bizarrerer and shitterer than Stenders...

 

[madzone]

What have they done to that fit doctors hair? Is he chanelling Dot Cotton?

 

[Hellsbells]

Where IS Dot Cotton And why are that annoying mother and the son who tried to kill Libby living in her house

 

[Geri]

Hang on a minute! Did Lucas just bury Owen underneath Trina's tree?

 

[DotCommunist]

have to catch this on sunday as it warred with corrie and emmerdale

 

[strung out]

i wanna know why libby wore a dressing gown to her mum's wedding

 

[Geri]

i wanna know why libby wore a dressing gown to her mum's wedding

It was a very unflattering outfit - she looked middle aged and dowdy.

 

[lizzieloo]

Hang on a minute! Did Lucas just bury Owen underneath Trina's tree?

I'd like to know why Ricky didn't notice the body crudely bound in an old carpet in the boot when he opened it and searched about for a rag to wipe the car.

 

[strung out]

if lucas managed to carry a body into the middle of the square, dump it into a hole, and then fill the hole in without getting noticed, then he deserves to get away with it tbh.

 

[lizzieloo]

Pesky dawg

 

[Geri]

I'd like to know why Ricky didn't notice the body crudely bound in an old carpet in the boot when he opened it and searched about for a rag to wipe the car.

I thought that, but it was Ricky...

 

[Rosco]

I'd like to know why Ricky didn't notice the body crudely bound in an old carpet in the boot when he opened it and searched about for a rag to wipe the car.

He did see it but its a Mitchell motor, nothing out of the ordinary, nudge nudge wink wink, say no more

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

if lucas managed to carry a body into the middle of the square, dump it into a hole, and then fill the hole in without getting noticed, then he deserves to get away with it tbh.

EVERYONE in the Square or whoever passes through it or ever looks out of their window was in the pub. It's quite simple really.

 

[Griff]

have to catch this on sunday

Me too, couldn't be bothered with it as it clashed with drinking out in the kitchen.