eastenders - bizarre and shit

[zoooo]

Are you sure you don't mean the bloke who doused Spandau Ballet bloke with petrol and who looked like a young Malcolm McDowell?

Oh no, I don't mean him.
He does look like Malcolm, now you say it.

This was Northern mental Joe ~

 

[Griff]

So who was that geezer in the caff chatting up Whitney/doing the heroics?

Some new bloke. We don't know anything about him yet, that was the first time he's turned up.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Some new bloke. We don't know anything about him yet, that was the first time he's turned up.

No, isn't he who she met in the park/allotment area?

He picked up her diary after she left it on the bench

 

[zoooo]

So who was that geezer in the caff chatting up Whitney/doing the heroics?

Her next rapist I expect.

 

[Griff]

No, isn't he who she met in the park/allotment area?

He picked up her diary after she left it on the bench

Didn't see that one, first epidode I've seen him in was last night.

 

[harpo]

Didn't see that one, first epidode I've seen him in was last night.

Me too but I've missed a few episodes. Something a bit sinister about him.

 

[Hellsbells]

oh yeah, Jamie. Whatisface who married Kym Ryder.
Have to say i don't remember a single thing about his character in ee....

Mad joe, on the other hand, was ace & far more memorable. But that might just have been b'cos i fancied him at the time....

 

[zoooo]

Me too.
He was totally hot.

 

[story]

This thread is so well-named

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Didn't see that one, first epidode I've seen him in was last night.

was a few weeks ago when she was trying to get away from that other one that fancied her

 

[METH LAB]

I think eastenders is pretty good at the moment... phill's on the piss and thats always fun, nick cotton blows up the cafe, shirly (also on the piss) f*ckin up the chippy... wicked stuff!

Although if ide had a few doubles down the pub and then drank a beer bottle full of temazepam i doubt i would have acted quite like he (Nick) did lol.

peace

 

[BlackArab]

Was he drinking absinthe

 

[sned]

I think eastenders is pretty good at the moment... phill's on the piss and thats always fun

I'll second that - drunk Phil is blatantly the best character. Sober Phil is boring and grumpy.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Was he drinking absinthe

I dunno, my b/f asked why he was drinking Creme de Menthe

 

[Oula]

Jamie waas run over by Martin Fowler who was texting whilst driving wasn't he?

 

[Griff]

Jamie waas run over by Martin Fowler who was texting whilst driving wasn't he?

It's amazing the number of people who get run over by cars in a small square like that.

I'd have put speed-bumps in by now.

 

[spanglechick]

Jamie waas run over by Martin Fowler who was texting whilst driving wasn't he?

yup - and his grief-stricken fiancee then married his careless killer.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's amazing the number of people who get run over by cars in a small square like that.

I'd have put speed-bumps in by now.

It has more than its fair share of fires and explosions as well

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I modeled by image him as a teenager (about age 14), grew my hair to look like that and everything. I didn't start hearing voices or putting random newspaper cuttings all over the bedroom wall though! My hair's short again now but I'm thinking of growing it...

I wonder, could I pull it off...

 

[Hellsbells]

yup - and his grief-stricken fiancee then married his careless killer.

Sonia! And Martin Fowler! It's all coming back to me now.

Anyway....back to current episode discussion....another riddiculous episode last night.
Aside from the fact that Nick Cotton is walking around with no more than a scratch on his forehead after having been in a cafe that blew up - what the hell is going on with Dawn and Phil Where on EARTH is this attraction coming from?!?! It just seems so wrong and so inappropriate. Isn't Phil old enough to be her grandfather practically?! Never mind the fact that he's a bald, hideously ugly drunk with bloodshot eyes and a bulging belly, with pathetic personality to boot. God - what a catch He doesn't even have the power thing going for him anymore - he's even more weak and pathetic than bloody Billy snivelly Mitchell.

 

[internetstalker]

Sonia! And Martin Fowler! It's all coming back to me now.

Anyway....back to current episode discussion....another riddiculous episode last night.
Aside from the fact that Nick Cotton is walking around with no more than a scratch on his forehead after having been in a cafe that blew up - what the hell is going on with Dawn and Phil Where on EARTH is this attraction coming from?!?! It just seems so wrong and so inappropriate. Isn't Phil old enough to be her grandfather practically?! Never mind the fact that he's a bald, hideously ugly drunk with bloodshot eyes and a bulging belly, with pathetic personality to boot. God - what a catch He doesn't even have the power thing going for him anymore - he's even more weak and pathetic than bloody Billy snivelly Mitchell.

Phil Mitchell is rich tho innit!

and as for Nick Cotton, he slipped out the back door

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Phil Mitchell is rich tho innit!

and as for Nick Cotton, he slipped out the back door

or the loo window?

 

[DotCommunist]

Phil Mitchell is rich tho innit!

and as for Nick Cotton, he slipped out the back door

that cunt has like a million lives

 

[Griff]

Devil child Dotty looked pretty evil at the end.

Wouldn't want her in my house.

 

[Hellsbells]

Phil Mitchell is rich tho innit!

and as for Nick Cotton, he slipped out the back door

yeah ok granted he has money - but Dawn is still looking at him with big gooey eyes like he's the most gorgeous man on earth

 

[Jeff Robinson]

what the hell is going on with Dawn and Phil Where on EARTH is this attraction coming from?!?! It just seems so wrong and so inappropriate. Isn't Phil old enough to be her grandfather practically?! Never mind the fact that he's a bald, hideously ugly drunk with bloodshot eyes and a bulging belly, with pathetic personality to boot. God - what a catch He doesn't even have the power thing going for him anymore - he's even more weak and pathetic than bloody Billy snivelly Mitchell.

Well, lets face it Garry Hobbes is no Adonis himself is he? I think Dawn's the Catherine Zeta Jones of Albert Square.

 

[internetstalker]

yeah ok granted he has money - but Dawn is still looking at him with big gooey eyes like he's the most gorgeous man on earth

she's a slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Devil child Dotty looked pretty evil at the end.

Wouldn't want her in my house.

I heard Dot was going to be killed off as they can't afford her. Maybe young Dotty really is going to do it

 

[Hellsbells]

can anyone remember who it was who Lyn (Gary's ex) had an affair with?
Was it Phil? Or Grant?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Devil child Dotty looked pretty evil at the end.

Wouldn't want her in my house.

That was the scariest thing I've ever seen on a soap - 'stenders has gone all gothic horror and shit!