eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Jeff Robinson]

Is Bradley dead

That was the worst, most pantomine-esque eastenders episode in aaaages. It was hilarious!

True dat.

Nasty Nick wielding that chair leg was about as scary as being trick-or-treated by a bunch of four year old girls dressed as witches (accompanied by an apologetic looking parent).

 

[DotCommunist]

Nick's acting would not be out of place in a fucking panto.


which, I suspect will be his future employment once he is written out of the story once more

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Nick's acting would not be out of place in a fucking panto.

Punters would still come out of the show saying "it wasn't bad, but it was let down by that awful ham wot used to be on 'stenders".

 

[zenie]

Shit I missed last night's!

Is Nick dead? please let him be!

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Shit I missed last night's!

Is Nick dead? please let him be!

He was semi-conscious and on fire in the final scene - the jury's still out on his fate!

 

[DotCommunist]

Shit I missed last night's!

Is Nick dead? please let him be!

I missed it too I was watching emmerd.....something edgy and cool.

but the nick and dotty storyline has been one massive facepalm from what I've seen

 

[Jeff Robinson]

He was semi-conscious and on fire in the final scene - the jury's still out on his fate!

Oh shit, that was Bradley actually...

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

I know I'm a bit late for this thread, but I just really don't get Eastenders. I can't stomach it.

It'ds full of nasty people being really nasty to each other. That seems to be the only story line: "how can we make this episode NASTIER than the last?". It used to be the staple programme to watch at University, but I coudn't watch it, it was just so horrible!

What is so fascinating about this shit??

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What is so fascinating about this shit??

How bad it is?

 

[internetstalker]

Eastenders is made of win

END OF THREAD

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

Eastenders is made of win

END OF THREAD

I disagree. It is made of the "nasty virus".

 

[FabricLiveBaby!]

How bad it is?

I don't think it's "bad" per se. The script writings great, and I can see why it could get people hooked. But generally the acting is awful and the characters are really 2D, and it's just full of really nasty people.

Nasty people is just fine on the TV it is has, some kind of character development, great acting, paired with some nice, or funny moments. But Eastenders doens't really seem to have any of this, other than the rare "comic relief" moment.

It's well horrible. I don't get it.

 

[zenie]

Eastenders is made of win

END OF THREAD

Hi5

I hope Bradley isn't dead

 

[Hellsbells]

I know I'm a bit late for this thread, but I just really don't get Eastenders. I can't stomach it.

It'ds full of nasty people being really nasty to each other. That seems to be the only story line: "how can we make this episode NASTIER than the last?". It used to be the staple programme to watch at University, but I coudn't watch it, it was just so horrible!

What is so fascinating about this shit??

Is supposedly makes you feel better about your own shit life. Because it could never be any worse than any one of the characters living on the square.

Can't say that's ever been the reason why i watch ee though. I just watch it for comedy value these days. It's so bad and so riddiculous and so stupidly unrealistic and over the top, it's great

 

[Hellsbells]

Oh shit, that was Bradley actually...

yeah, poor bradders all on fire. I bet he'll make a miraculous recovery though.

Nick shut himself in the back room of the cafe & presumably burnt to death. He wanted to die b'cos that would be better than a life in prison. Or a continuation of his shitty, pointless role in ee!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I don't think it's "bad" per se. The script writings great, and I can see why it could get people hooked. But generally the acting is awful and the characters are really 2D, and it's just full of really nasty people.

Nasty people is just fine on the TV it is has, some kind of character development, great acting, paired with some nice, or funny moments. But Eastenders doens't really seem to have any of this, other than the rare "comic relief" moment.

It's well horrible. I don't get it.

Yes, but watching bad acting is good. Did you never watch Prisoner Cell Block H?

 

[zenie]

yeah, poor bradders all on fire. I bet he'll make a miraculous recovery though.

Nick shut himself in the back room of the cafe & presumably burnt to death. He wanted to die b'cos that would be better than a life in prison. Or a continuation of his shitty, pointless role in ee!

Place your bets on them not finding his body!

 

[_angel_]

I felt a bit sorry for the actors last night.

Surely they could have found a better way of blowing up the cafe than that? Why did Nick need to smash a table up in order to get a car

None of it made sense.

 

[DotCommunist]

it's really bugging me that he can walk. I thought Mark had pushed him off the top of a building way back when

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I felt a bit sorry for the actors last night.

Surely they could have found a better way of blowing up the cafe than that? Why did Nick need to smash a table up in order to get a car

None of it made sense.

and why did he ask for a car when he could have asked for a plane or a helicopter?

 

[zenie]

it's really bugging me that he can walk. I thought Mark had pushed him off the top of a building way back when

Well remembered!

 

[DotCommunist]

Well remembered!

I recall lolling because MArk spiked his beer with an LSD tab THE SIZE OF A POSTAGE STAMP.

rofl

 

[Hellsbells]

What kind of pills did Dotty put in Nick's beer? I lost track of the silly storyline. Were they sleeping pills?
Would they have started working that instantly? Especially in a pint of cold beer....?

 

[_angel_]

What kind of pills did Dotty put in Nick's beer? I lost track of the silly storyline. Were they sleeping pills?
Would they have started working that instantly? Especially in a pint of cold beer....?

They wore off fast, for something that was supposed to kill Dot, didn't they.

 

[internetstalker]

I disagree. It is made of the "nasty virus".

You're intitled to your opinion


but bare in mind your opinion is made of fail!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They wore off fast, for something that was supposed to kill Dot, didn't they.

yeah, but they weren't even crushed up so he didn't take half of them because they hadn't dissolved

 

[Schmetterling]

and why did he ask for a car when he could have asked for a plane or a helicopter?

Plus Two-Thousand-Pouuuuuuunds! *gasp Austin-Powers-Stylee*

Does the cafe backroom have a window?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Plus Two-Thousand-Pouuuuuuunds! *gasp Austin-Powers-Stylee*

Does the cafe backroom have a window?

was it the back room? I thought he'd gone into the loo?

 

[sned]

Plus Two-Thousand-Pouuuuuuunds! *gasp Austin-Powers-Stylee*

Much like how when he was blackmailing Billy, he only seemed to want like £100 at a time!

 

[Schmetterling]

was it the back room? I thought he'd gone into the loo?

Backroom Schmackroom.
But you are right. It was the loo.

Also, about three/four adults and 425 children against one man armed with a stick. And nobody thought of overpowering him?