eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Redeyes]

LOL @ the new Ben

My wife and two daughters were pissing themselves and we did wonder if everyone else watching was too.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

urgh to the new hard Ben

 

[zoooo]

Connor's body is weirdly bulbous.

 

[metalguru]

Fantastic episode yesterday, with Glenda going to the party in Phil's new gaff and telling everyone a few home truths...and then a Glenda cliffhanger

 

[Geri]

My guess is that her son came back and did it.

 

[_angel_]

Eastenders makes no sense at the moment... why would Phil steal Roxy's money? Why would he be sleeping with his Aunt (urgh!), why is Ian one minute trying to get Jane back and the next sleeping with Glenda? Why did Stacey jack in her stall to be a barmaid in the pub where she murdered someone? And more..

 

[zenie]

LOL @ the new Ben

He is cute in a jailbail kind of way, I feel dirty watching him.

He looked like a mini Reggie Kray!

What do you reckon, being banged up has turned him into the hard case that Phil wanted?

'zacly....they told us this was gonna happen weeks ago.

Connor's body is weirdly bulbous.

Nice to watch though

Fantastic episode yesterday, with Glenda going to the party in Phil's new gaff and telling everyone a few home truths...and then a Glenda cliffhanger

Oh I missed it, was it good?

Eastenders makes no sense at the moment... why would Phil steal Roxy's money? Why would he be sleeping with his Aunt (urgh!), why is Ian one minute trying to get Jane back and the next sleeping with Glenda? Why did Stacey jack in her stall to be a barmaid in the pub where she murdered someone? And more..

That's Eastenders for you

How will the Janine and Ryan thing end, wtf is she poisoning him with?

 

[Pip]

How will the Janine and Ryan thing end, wtf is she poisoning him with?

^ PRECISELY what I came on here to ask.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Stacey will piss off very soon, hopefully with Ryan, and it'll be the last we see of her

 

[Pip]

Don't you like Stacey Minnie?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Don't you like Stacey Minnie?

I love Stacey, I think she's brilliant and am pissed off she's leaving

 

[Pip]

Good, was gonna have words there I see a lot of myself in her you know mostly the face like a slapped arse

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Good, was gonna have words there I see a lot of myself in her you know mostly the face like a slapped arse

Same as

 

[Pigeon]

QUOTE=_angel_;11342240]Eastenders makes no sense at the moment... why would Phil steal Roxy's money? ..[/QUOTE]

Also, did he not only steal the twenty grand she'd sorted for the wedding? With which he's bought himself, amongst other things, a flat...?

 

[Orang Utan]

so there's a plot involving a kids' social networking site. it's called mymategate! FFS!

 

[dlx1]

Haven't seen for year watched then last 10 mins. Took the police along time to get there

 

[madzone]

Is Janine gonna die? Ooooh I hope so.

 

[madzone]

Is patsy palmer up the duff?

 

[zoooo]

Yep. Either that or she's just had it. But she's been pregnant for a while.

 

[badlands]

Happy new year from Eastenders.

Fuck.

Repulsive shit.

The shark got pole vaulted.

 

[zoooo]

Well, it's a soap innit. It's always going to get ridiculous over Christmas/New Year.
Was pretty unpleasant though.

 

[Santino]

How many parents wouldn't recognise their own baby?

 

[zoooo]

Well they tried to set that up earlier, just before Kat went to hospital, when she said to Alfie, 'can you get Tommy for me, I've hardly seen him yet'.
And Alfie was barely with them either, he was going around the square talking to everyone else but them all episode.
Plus of course they're both wearing the same babygrow.

So... yeah. Still not particularly realistic, but they've tried!

 

[madzone]

What's going on? Why is Ronnie wandering around with a dead baby?

 

[IC3D]

I watch every now and then and they seem to of ditched the RADA BRAAP BRAAP YOUT DEM did that spinoff hit the skids.

 

[IC3D]

Oh god the unbridled misery of Chrimbo holiday Eastenders...its a dispair orgasm.

 

[zoooo]

Wow. Apparently they're going to keep the swapped baby storyline going for years.

 

[miniGMgoit]

I just signed up to a proxy service so I can watch English TV on the internet via the iPlayer stuff.

I watched Eastenders.

WTF?

 

[Pip]

Wow. Apparently they're going to keep the swapped baby storyline going for years.

It was good on Footballer's Wives, fucking horrible on Rearenders

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Wow. Apparently they're going to keep the swapped baby storyline going for years.

oooh, wonder what story they'll come out with that will reveal the truth. Some inherited disease/syndrome, baby needing a bone marrow transplant, need for a blood transfusion after an Albert Square resident runs the child over in a few years?

Will have to be something really miserable and it's not allowed for Ronnie to be too happy for long