eastenders - bizarre and shit

[strung out]

what the fuck is carol doing?

 

[metalguru]

I think its natural for people deep in grief to seek comfort in sex. Carol's quite hot really beneath that drab exterior.

 

[strung out]

yeah, with your dead son's best mate

 

[zoooo]

We've all done it!

 

[strung out]

true

 

[Le Shark]

LOL

True 'dat!!

Besides, I bet Carol's an animal in bed

 

[zenie]

I do not like the new Lauren.

And Alan Jackson! I would not have recognised him at all if it wasn't for his voice.

No nor me, however the old Lauren did still look really young even as she aged....it's amazing how well the new Lauren is very much like the old one though, when you compare them to awful changes in actresses like Sam Mitchell. The new non Daniellla Westbrook was far too classy lol

Was great to have Alan and Bloosom back in the show!

Carol is being a right cunt.

In other news I love love love Vanessa!!

 

[FoxyRed]

Connor was fynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee! Gwan Carol

 

[zoooo]

Ha, his pecs were quite surprising!

 

[_angel_]

Did I hear right Dot saying she'd had a letter from Nigel? Nigel's dead!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

See, very similar

Unlike

No nor me, however the old Lauren did still look really young even as she aged....it's amazing how well the new Lauren is very much like the old one though,

I said that way back

 

[Pigeon]

Did I hear right Dot saying she'd had a letter from Nigel? Nigel's dead!

Fucken posties.

 

[Clair De Lune]

bout time Stace had a bit of fit cock

 

[mwgdrwg]

bout time Stace had a bit of fit cock

Nothing more erotic than a shag on an old morris minor in disused industrial land as your baby is crying in the back seat.

 

[Spymaster]

So is Ian paying money to shag Glenda?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What happened in the last couple of minutes, I missed it as was in the kitchen. Last I saw was Stacey and and Ryan in the beer cellar

 

[Spymaster]

Not sure, wasn't really watching it, but at the very end Ian rocked up at Brenda's door, said "I'm sure we can work something out", flashed a wad of notes at her and she let him in.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Not sure, wasn't really watching it, but at the very end Ian rocked up at Brenda's door, said "I'm sure we can work something out", flashed a wad of notes at her and she let him in.

FFS

 

[Spymaster]

FFS

Lucky bastard though. She's one of those mums who's better looking than her daughters!

 

[Thimble Queen]

Glenda = GILF

 

[Spymaster]

Ian IS shagging Glenda!!!

THAT IS NOT ON

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Ian IS shagging Glenda!!!

THAT IS NOT ON

Keep up. He did it last week as well


I see Coronation Street finally got a nod from Eastenders when Dot said she was going to watch Corrie

 

[zoooo]

That was pretty amazing!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That was pretty amazing!

Glenda didn't think so

 

[Spymaster]

That has to be the most unbelievable storyline the soap's ever run!

Is he paying her?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

That has to be the most unbelievable storyline the soap's ever run!

Is he paying her?

Of course not - that's prostitution























He's paying her rent though

 

[1927]

Ian IS shagging Glenda!!!

THAT IS NOT ON

I thought Phil was shagging Glenda!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I thought Phil was shagging Glenda!

They're BOTH shagging Glenda

 

[Geri]

LOL @ the new Ben

 

[Spymaster]

He looked like a mini Reggie Kray!

What do you reckon, being banged up has turned him into the hard case that Phil wanted?