all those mines, and factories, and slag heaps, there's beauty there if you look for it
Has it been a while since you ventured up to God's Own Country then mart?
The mines are shut down. The factories are shut down. The slag heaps are no more, and are now cunting brown field sites for the greedy bastard property developers.
Call centres just don't cut it in terms of beauty.
Luckily, we still have breathtaking landscapes