Drag 2010: Part II - The Drag Strikes Back

[kittyP]

I'm not taking the piss, you have never told me... but then not sure if you know what I studied

I did deffinatly know but have forgotten
I know you studied something that involved linguistics at some point.

 

[kittyP]

I was once in the chorus for a school production of 'songs from oliver'

and I played the baddy role on the Pied Piper of Hamlyn - I had to learn loads more lines than Brendan Fucking Riggs who played the Pied Piper, I had to wear a curtain and a mayoral chain made out of milk bottle tops, yet he got all the glory - for saving the fucking kids


where's the justice ?

*wails*

I thought the pied piper didn't save the kids, I thought that was the point?

 

[marty21]

I thought the pied piper didn't save the kids, I thought that was the point?

didn't he save them for himself? took them off from the town because the evil mayor (a ground breaking performance from 10 yo me) wouldn't pay him for getting rid of the rats?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

didn't he save them for himself? took them off from the town because the evil mayor (a ground breaking performance from 10 yo me) wouldn't pay him for getting rid of the rats?

Are you saying the Pied Piper was a nonce

 

[marty21]

Takeaway.

I don't think I've ever seen a Greggs where you can eat in?

I might be thinking of another similar chain, Percy Ingles? I think it's called, you can enjoy their savoury and sweet snacks at a table inside

 

[marty21]

Are you saying the Pied Piper was a nonce

I have my suspicions

all rat catchers = nonces

 

[sojourner]

AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

shit shit shit shit shit

I just put some iodine on my infected piercing, and it hurts like a complete fucking FUCKER

At least it'll fucking work though - unlike everything else I've tried

 

[sojourner]

Takeaway.

I don't think I've ever seen a Greggs where you can eat in?

I think he's taking the piss mate

the southern cunt

 

[Badgers]

I theeeenk I am outta here soon

 

[kittyP]

I theeeenk I am outta here soon

?

 

[marty21]

I think he's taking the piss mate

the southern cunt

I so was not, I was mixing it up with Percy Ingles, where you can sit down and eat your sausage roll!

 

[cesare]

I was once in the chorus for a school production of 'songs from oliver'

and I played the baddy role on the Pied Piper of Hamlyn - I had to learn loads more lines than Brendan Fucking Riggs who played the Pied Piper, I had to wear a curtain and a mayoral chain made out of milk bottle tops, yet he got all the glory - for saving the fucking kids


where's the justice ?

*wails*

I was "crowd" in school production of Oliver

Well done on the part Qoggy. Ms T, blimey, I bet that was a shock! Good job you're all insured properly an everything.

Busy day today, sorting things out. Got a friend to come and help, mainly filing. Two hours, £20, d'ya reckon that's fair? She only wanted a tenner but that's obv way too low.

 

[Ms T]

Crime update: window is now fixed. Cat cushion (that was on the window seat - minus cat, thankfully) has been washed. Sticky floor (from the fanta) is about to be cleaned. I am making chutney with the windfall pears from my garden.

*feels domestic*

 

[kittyP]

Crime update: window is now fixed. Cat cushion (that was on the window seat - minus cat, thankfully) has been washed. Sticky floor (from the fanta) is about to be cleaned. I am making chutney with the windfall pears from my garden.

*feels domestic*

Glad your alight.
I dunno if I would be quite so calm. Well done you.

 

[sojourner]

I so was not, I was mixing it up with Percy Ingles, where you can sit down and eat your sausage roll!

What would be the point though? There's only 2, at a push 3, bites on a saussie roll!

 

[Ms T]

Glad your alight.
I dunno if I would be quite so calm. Well done you.

Well it wasn't the crime of the century. Just a bit shit and random.

 

[machine cat]

morning all

 

[neonwilderness]

Morning

MD is in today, I won't be surprised if he asks me to come in for a day next week instead of having the full week off

 

[machine cat]

i have to do photocopying today

 

[neonwilderness]

Punishment for the bad man?

 

[cesare]

Morning!

 

[marty21]

What would be the point though? There's only 2, at a push 3, bites on a saussie roll!

one might want to have 2 sausage rolls, a coffee, and maybe a cheese and onion slice, and a read of the paper

 

[sojourner]

Morning campers - wooohooo! Freeday!! Fair bit to do today - mostly financial bollocks. Ace.

i have to do photocopying today

Swap ya

one might want to have 2 sausage rolls, a coffee, and maybe a cheese and onion slice, and a read of the paper

One might, if one were a lazy greedy fucker, yeh Us Northerners eat on the hoof mate, we're double hard bastards even with food

 

[marty21]

Morning campers - wooohooo! Freeday!! Fair bit to do today - mostly financial bollocks. Ace.



Swap ya



One might, if one were a lazy greedy fucker, yeh Us Northerners eat on the hoof mate, we're double hard bastards even with food

you need to slow down and enjoy your surroundings - even if it is the grim north

all those mines, and factories, and slag heaps, there's beauty there if you look for it

 

[Biddlybee]

morning... only a few more hours!

 

[machine cat]

Punishment for the bad man?

no, cos we're too fucking tight to spend a bit of money sending it out

 

[Badgers]

Dragging over to Woking at the moment. In the quiet carriage and sipping a coffee. Friday funeral drag is odd drag but there will be beer and tales of days gone by. Could have done with more sleep last night, when I say 'more' I mean any sleep last night but coffee helps.

 

[marty21]

Dragging over to Woking at the moment. In the quiet carriage and sipping a coffee. Friday funeral drag is odd drag but there will be beer and tales of days gone by. Could have done with more sleep last night, when I say 'more' I mean any sleep last night but coffee helps.

I have the friday funeral drag as well, leaving from work to get to brum, then driving with a couple of cousins through the night, night ferry, more driving, funeral, wake, sleep, breakfast, more driving, ferry, more driving, more drinking, sleep, train, home.

 

[cesare]

Hope the journeys and funerals go as OK as possible, misters.

 

[Biddlybee]

Dragging over to Woking at the moment. In the quiet carriage and sipping a coffee. Friday funeral drag is odd drag but there will be beer and tales of days gone by. Could have done with more sleep last night, when I say 'more' I mean any sleep last night but coffee helps.

I have the friday funeral drag as well, leaving from work to get to brum, then driving with a couple of cousins through the night, night ferry, more driving, funeral, wake, sleep, breakfast, more driving, ferry, more driving, more drinking, sleep, train, home.

Hope both go as well as they can.