I know it is, but lie about what? and theres still a good year or so where I was doing nothing while waiting to go to tribunal with my old employer and I'm not fuckin telling them that, I did the make up qual in early 09
Creative bullshit about working from home, being freelance maybe?
These two sound goodCould you say that you were helping Garf set up his business & studying make-up before starting course?
maybe, maybe... I'm gonna go down the shop, think of some shit for me people, cesare I will call you.
epic trip is epic - set off from Roscommon at 5 yesterday afternoon - drove to Dublin, ferry left at 9.30, into Holyhead about 12.45, drove to Brum, stopped off on the way, got to my cousin's house at about 5 in the morning - 4 or so hours kip on the sofa - a bus from Solihull into central Brum , train to Northampton, then to Euston, then tube/train HOME! arrived just before 3
Big funeral ,my cousin was very popular, hundreds of folk there, good old wake too, although I ended up drinking with the husband of another cousin of mine - who was a major twat - haven't seen him since he invited himself to my stag to (and was twatty then too) can't have a wake without someone making a cunt of themselves I guess.
Everyone else is leaving at 16:50
Should I stay till 17:30
Hmmm...
last in the fuckin office
well early night last night. I was sleeping on the sofa by about 8, went to bed at 10, slept right through until 7, epic sleep is epic
Good effort there. I assume you had shoes/boots on the sofa?
no way, that is pure wrong - bare foot !
Boots on / boots off
Pants on / pants off
Socks on / socks off
You are like the fucking Karate Kid or something
I like to confuse myself
So, I finally got around to seeing the new Karate Kid, and was really pleased to find out that it was the story all about how Jaden Smith's life got flipped turned upside down.You see, he was chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of his school, when a couple of guys (who were up to no good) started making trouble in his neighbourhood.He got in one little fight and his mom got scared! And said "You're going to learn kung-fu from the maintenance man downstairs."
Courtesy of B2009 ^
What a great start
I think I've pulled myself back.
How the fuck was I supposed to know a solicitor of over 20 years wouldn't know that the most populous nation on earth was in the northern hemisphere?