I haven’t spotted Boris cycling and called him a wanker.
I haven’t done this although I did shout out wanker to Branson jogging along Oxford Street with the Olympic torch.
I haven’t spotted Boris cycling and called him a wanker.
I'm surprised that there isn't some sort of borough race to get round all 32 in a day. They have it for tube lines and stations.
There are 32 nips in a bottle of spirits so if you had a whisky in every borough, you would have drank a whole bottle by the end of the day.hmm. possible future urban outing (although might take a while if it involves a pub stop in each borough...)
God no. I put the London Eye in the same category as Lion King. Over my dead body.Saw the Crown Jewels for the first time last summer. Never been on the London Eye.
I have been to Harrods & eaten pie & mash (I'm an eastender bruv) never been interested in seeing The Trooping of the Colour.I've never been in Harrods, seen The Trooping of the Colour or eaten pie and mash.
And so it shall remain.
Is it true you can trace one branch of your family back to the famous colonel blood?Saw the Crown Jewels for the first time last summer. Never been on the London Eye.
I've never been on the London Eye , or on that cable car thingy.Saw the Crown Jewels for the first time last summer. Never been on the London Eye.
I guess some have , it seems pointless to me tbhWho has?
I've been on both, onceI've never been on the London Eye , or on that cable car thingy.
I've never been on the London Eye , or on that cable car thingy.
25ml in a single measure. 700ml in a bottle of spirits. 7x4=28There are 32 nips in a bottle of spirits so if you had a whisky in every borough, you would have drank a whole bottle by the end of the day.
That was the first thing that happen to me when I first went to London as a young lad. Brian said he needed a light but that was just to ensure that both my hands were distracted when he went for my flies. Dirteh old man.Never had a handjob in a Soho alley. This is on my list.
Never been to any of the Primarks
me too - all three of thoseI haven't been to Buckingham Palace, have no desire to go. Haven't seen The Mousetrap either , not arsed about that either . Never been to Madam Toussards either , again , not arsed about that either.
Fuck Madame Tussauds from a great height.
Is that a popular London activity?
I reckon a lot of Londoners drive past, see the queue and say "fuck that".
That would be a bit messy. She died in 1850.Fuck Madame Tussaud from a great height.
That would be a bit messy. She died in 1850.
I have done that many timesI reckon a lot of Londoners drive past, see the queue and say "fuck that".
Maybe some mud-larking on teh Thames.
I've still got my eye on making it to a London urban event down the smoke.
That's what my mum said when I went window cleaning at 16. When I brought a joint of beef home for Sunday dinner she allowed me to skip the rules thereafteri think you need some sort of permit to do that.
Smooth was he?I haven’t been rubbed down by a rotund hairy bloke in a Turkish hammam.