Do you think there's anything wrong with putting your penis in a dead pig's mouth?

[danny la rouge]

You may define "wrong" (or the degree of wrongness) however you feel appropriate.

(If you don't have a dick and find this makes answering the question difficult, you might want to imagine the question as relating to performing a similar act with genitalia of your choice. Inserting a dead pig's part into your genitalia, for example).

 

[joustmaster]

depends on how attractive it is.

 

[Pickman's model]

why isn't it a publick poll?

 

[danny la rouge]

why isn't it a publick poll?

Ineptitude. I didn't realise it wasn't.

 

[YouSir]

I honestly can't bring myself to care. The rich children of absurd privilege indulge in exactly the sort of thing you'd expect them to, they were cunts before and they're cunts now. There are far better weapons to use against the likes of Cameron than sniggering. Baseball bats for example, or guns, or missiles.

 

[Pickman's model]

I honestly can't bring myself to care. The rich children of absurd privilege indulge in exactly the sort of thing you'd expect them to, they were cunts before and they're cunts now. There are far better weapons to use against the likes of Cameron than sniggering. Baseball bats for example, or guns, or missiles.

i don't see it as an either/or but an and.

 

[friedaweed]

Is the pig wearing lipstick?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

In and of itself, no.

Let us say a man has a pig-head fetish. Just can't get off on anything else. So he goes to the butchers and procures pig heads to take home and fuck.

If that's what takes his fancy, who am I to tell him he's doing something wrong?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is the pig wearing lipstick?

it is often tested on animals.

 

[Supine]

Damn, not a public poll

 

[YouSir]

i don't see it as an either/or but an and.

Eh, perhaps a result of me being out of the loop a bit. On Urban and in the real world I seem to be hearing near constant sniggering about this and not much else at the moment. Could just be me not paying attention though.

 

[Pickman's model]

In and of itself, no.

so necrophilia with the severed head of a farmyard animal all fine in your view.

 

[friedaweed]

why isn't it a publick poll?

Already two graduates on the thread

 

[danny la rouge]

why isn't it a publick poll?

I find myself unable to alter that, sadly.

 

[friedaweed]

I find myself unable to alter that, sadly.

page lama There's shit the board needs to know

 

[danny la rouge]

I honestly can't bring myself to care.

Don't participate, then.

And this is not Cameron specific, it's the wider question: "do you think it 'wrong'?". Nor am I asking you to rate it on a scale with "being a Tory".

 

[YouSir]

Don't participate, then.

And this is not Cameron specific, it's the wider question: "do you think it 'wrong'?".

Too late, already have participated and you can't stop me. Hah.

 

[Fez909]

If a man can be placed on the sex offender's register for having sex with a bicycle in a hostel room, then I think our society must deem this kind of thing to be unacceptable. Using a pig's head is much more wrong than fucking a bike.

 

[danny la rouge]

page lama There's shit the board needs to know

Sorry to bother you, Lazy Llama, but if you're not in a cafe in Seville, can this be altered?

 

[Pickman's model]

Already two graduates on the thread

more than that. but i suspect only two of those from oxbridge.

 

[danny la rouge]

Too late, already have participated and you can't stop me. Hah.

Your transgression will be the subject of my next poll, sirrah!

 

[Pickman's model]

If a man can be placed on the sex offender's register for having sex with a bicycle in a hostel room, then I think our society must deem this kind of thing to be unacceptable. Using a pig's head is much more wrong than fucking a bike.

unless you're littlebabyjesus in which case either is, i suppose, just good clean fun.

 

[friedaweed]

If a man can be placed on the sex offender's register for having sex with a bicycle in a hostel room, then I think our society must deem this kind of thing to be unacceptable. Using a pig's head is much more wrong than fucking a bike.

I believe Stanley strongly denies those accusations

 

[mauvais]

Rendering yourself subject to blackmail and control in exchange for power of your own is certainly wrong on some level, although arguably someone is a victim in this scenario, plus it would be very difficult to adequately quantify.

Whether it comes about by sticking your dick in a dead pig is trivial in comparison.

 

[maomao]

It's disgusting but not immoral in any way when devoid of any other context.

 

[Belushi]

No, but I'd laugh at anyone who did.

 

[DotCommunist]

what about stuffing pennies under your foreskin? I read that on the Dog Wanker thread and was disturbed

 

[danny la rouge]

It's disgusting but not immoral in any way when devoid of any other context.

You may define 'wrong' as disgusting. My definition certainly includes 'disgusting' for the purposes of this poll.

 

[friedaweed]

what about stuffing pennies under your foreskin? I read that on the Dog Wanker thread and was disturbed

Aye but how many did you manage?

 

[laptop]

Sorry to bother you, Lazy Llama, but if you're not in a cafe in Seville, can this be altered?

It would be quite wrong to alter it after people have responded with a reasonable expectation of privacy.





Er... because it's wrong and you should be embarassed if you answered otherwise.






See bike argument. And it is Cameron-specific. Shall I start another poll: "Had you ever thought about one or more penises and dead pigs' mouths before Sunday night?" Publick, natch.