<Wearily lugs herself from under a pile of crap, bits of feathers, receipts, chewing gum wrappers and bus tickets sticking out of her hair>
...Aye I'm a hoarder too. I remember when we got burgled as a young un and the police said,
"ooh terrible thing they did to that young girl's room." And my dad had to explain that there was always a foot of clothes paper and random bits of crap covering the carpet
I'm trying to eBay my massive wardrobe but its soo boring.